I answered him in six short words: Neutered cat? I slowly enunciated as I pointed at each word on my t-shirt (he did warn me that he was a liberal). Brief pause. Pussy with no balls?

Austin, Comedy, Texas, The Unhinged Left | 5 Comments »

the following list is some things that we learned on the river; things we’ll do differently next year, things we’ll bring next year that we forgot, and things we’ll leave behind.

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The third ACL Festival was more like the second festival than the second was like the first. Except bigger and hotter.

Austin, Music | 7 Comments »

And if you’re reading this page, it’s probably because you were googling the name of someone listed on this page. In fact, that’s the sole purpose of this page. I’m hoping you found this page by ego-surfing.

Random | 4 Comments »