The latest entry in the Stupid News category–

DOUGLASVILLE, Ga. — A woman came home from vacation to find a stranger living there, wearing her clothes, changing utilities into her name and even ripping out carpet and repainting a room she didn’t like, authorities said.

Tell me this woman wouldn’t be the perfect cellmate for Martha Stewart.

Valentine [the woman who broke into the home] had the electricity switched over to her name and moved in a washer and dryer and her dog.

Ok, but what I don’t get–the home owner had $23,000 worth of jewlery in her home…but not a washer or dryer? Perhaps Mr. Mitchell (the homeowner) should consider keeping the dog as a watch dog.