As if we don’t have enough reasons to despise America’s most deceitful, war-profiteering, egomaniacal coward. Mickey Moore has now resorted to bribing students to vote.
The GOP said Moore also offered students a clean dorm room, a year’s supply of Tostitos and a package of Ramen noodles.
Michigan voting laws (where Moore made the bribes) specifically prohibits a person from contracting with another for something of value in exchange for agreeing to vote. Now, granted, there’s not a lot of value in a package of Ramen noodles. But, I think we can all agree on the priceless value of a clean pair of underwear.
Rumor has it that not a single Republican or Libertarian student accepted the bribe. Most attribute this to the fact that not a single Repbulican or Libertarian student was in the audience. Another widely circulated rumor suggests that there were also not any students with better than a 1.89 GPA in attendance.
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