You couldn’t make up better headlines. Unless you work at CBS news, of course, where the fabrication of headlines is routine.

Pregnant Baboon Runs Loose at Bush Airport — Do you even need to read the story? I think this headline pretty much speaks for itself.

Workers called Houston animal control specialists, who took special precautions because of her pregnancy.

“In her delicate condition, they wanted to be extra careful in getting her down,” Smith said.

The baboon was eventually subdued and placed back into her cage.

She was bumped to stand-by, however, because the others in her group had already left.

“They didn’t hold the flight for one baboon,” Smith said. “They found another aircraft to put her on.”

Bumped to stand-by? “Sir, an extra seat just became available.”