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Have you had enough of Ashlee Simpson gravey-training her only marginally-more talented sister, Jessica Simpson? Are you tired of watching truly talented musicians labor in relative obscurity while no-talent ass-hats get a free ride and baskets full of undeserved money?

Now you can take a stand against further atrocities, such as the SNL and Orange Bowl fiascos.

If you’d like Ashlee Simpson to quit subjecting you and those you care about to the torturous sounds that pour out of her piehole, then I implore you to sign this petition.

Not because it has any legal or binding power. But because it’s funny, and in a best-case-scenario, she might see it and get a clue that all those people at the Orange Bowl were booing her specifically…and not just booing the half-time show in general.

“There was some booing that went on after the halftime show was finished,” she told MTV. “If they didn’t like the performance, and that’s what it was about, then sorry to them. Maybe they were booing at me, maybe they were booing at the halftime show ’cause the whole thing sucked.

26 Responses to “Stop Ashlee Simpson: The Petition”

I have to agree with you on Ashley, she is a no talent fraud. But her sister does have talent, you will see those talents in her upcoming movie The Dukes of Hazard. Now whether she can sing or act I have no idea.

Todd…are you the same Todd Jones who kicked my ass at the Texas 10 Charity Disc Golf final at Lewisville last November? If I remember correctly, you came in 3rd in MA2 (if you are the same Todd Jones).,

I had a miserable tournament…coming in 37th out of the 60 golfers in our division.

The best thing to come of that tourney? It propelled Derek Henry’s rating up high enough to force him to finally move up to Advanced. So maybe next year I can come in 36th (actually, the finale is in Dripping Springs next year…so maybe I can fair a little better closer to home).

i honeslty have to believe that alll of yall who make pointless and insignificant lil petitions against artists or ppl like ashlee simpson r just ignorant and need to find somethin better to do w/ ur time than make shit like this which will in the future make no differenece and serve no purpose. that is ur own opinion that ashlee simpson has no talent and ppl who have no talent like her need to be put out of there singing business and allow the artists who actually do to come through… honeslty you could probably be more productive trying to create a petition like this towards britney spears… atleast ashlee doesnt look or act like a slut.. and she CAN sing hella better than britney can… but to conclude and bring the point again.. FIND SOMETHIN BETTER TO DO THAN MAKE PETTY LIL TRIFFLIN PETIONS LIKE THIS AND GET THE FUCK OVER UR HATIN ASS… WHETHER U GON SAY U R OR NOT.. OBVIOUSLY IF U MAKIN SUM PETTY ASS SHIT LIKE THAT.. THEN U R HATIN ON ASHLEE SIMPSON… so yeah… conclusion.. fuck off.. u a dam ignorant ass hater… haha BITCH

Looks like the only thing more vile than the ‘talent’ of Ashlee Simpson is the rabidness of her adoring fans (not to mention their illiteracy).

Katie, my dear little pot-smoking high-school dropout, here’s a quick lesson for you:

If you’re going to accuse others (especially me) of being ‘ignorant’, let me suggest a couple of important topics that you might want to look into: spelling and grammar. Oh, and you could try using actual words instead of internet-phonetics (for example: IF U MAKIN SUM PETTY…).

Oh, and there, their, and they’re each have distinct and different meanings and usages. You should familiarize yourself with them. It might help you to not get turned-down as frequently when filling out job applications.

You probably don’t realize this (which has as much to do with your being only 17 as it does with your being a stoned dropout), but your vitriolic tirade (I’ll wait while you get your dictionary)…does more to prove my point about the worthlessness of Ashlee Simpson’s talent than all the petitions in the world. Thank you.

Hey all you morons who signed the petition, this is america! Get a clue land of the free home of the brave etc. If anyone doesn’t like ashlee simpson or her music, noone is forcing them to listen to it, buy her cds, or attend concerts or any other events in which she performs. If noone buys her music etc. than the label company will drop her like a hot potato, because they aren’t making any money. Although the petiton has a few hundred thousand signatures so far it is dwarved by the millions of people who have bought her cd. Until those numbers decline significantly, even if she gets booed off stage I don’t see why the record label that sells her music should cut her off.

Sigh. The irony of an Ashlee Simpson fan—someone who actually thinks she has talent—calling the rest of us morons…

So, my dear tormented ‘boredsoul’ — you do understand that the number of people who were exposed to her talentless wailing during the Super Bowl combined with the number of people who watched her sham of a ‘performance’ on SNL dwarfs the number of people who purchased her album (rumor has it that Jessica purchased most of them herself to make her little sister feel better)….right?

Also, in america [sic], your “land of the free home of the brave etc.” (ed. note: feel free to mix in some commas at any time), we have the right to voice our opinions about little Ashlee and her no-talent whore-mongering ass.

Now shut your pie hole, put down the bong, wipe the zit cream off your face, and go get a job.

I appreciate the good laugh I’ve gotten from your acerbic responses to the Ashlee fans’ pathetic grammar. As far as Ashlee goes, I think that the morons out there don’t realize that her “management” (a.k.a. Daddy Dearest) has probably greased the palms of a whole host of people so that they will promote and support his stupid, stupid daughter. She endures not because most of the world gives a flying crap about her, but because the people with the power to play her music and book her for shows have been well paid to do so. I would rather listen to a screaming baby than be subjected to her “singing.” At least the baby would likely have a reason to cry, while I don’t see any reason for Simpson or any of the other talentless ass shakers being forced down the throat of the masses to even exist, much less be recorded “singing.” As a matter of fact, I’m so sick of the over-produced garbage that is forced down the throats of anyone who tries to listen to the radio that I’m boycotting the radio in favor of my own iPod. At least I can control the music that comes out of it!

Oh dear, this site thing is pretty stupid.
like she actually cares what stupid lil people like u think about her when she has all she could possibly want in life. and u lot must be very jelous of her then if u are going to this what u may call exteme lengths to get her dropped. u shuld get it into ur heads that its not going to work…she does have alot of true fans who will stick by her too shes not going anywhere.
lol all the peeps who started this must be fat ugly kids who r so jelous of her they needed to do summit this stupid to make themselves feel better about themselves…

omg robbie u r such a lil geek y the hell do u moan at people for leaving commas out or not have the correct grammer…its a website not a fucking english essay…god people like u really piss me off and ur the type of people who ashlee sings off in her album, agggg u make me so angry..!!!!!

I totaly agree with katie (england) out of millions possible billions of websites there are probably more bigging up Ashlee. I can’t seem to get to grips with how you think 1 will make a difference to her, her adoring fans or indeed the thoughts of her record company who wouldnt have signed her in the first place if she was as crap as the Simpson haters seem to think they wouldn’t have signed her. These people are professionals and kn0ow a whole lot more about music than you lot. If anything i think Ashlee has more talent than her younger sister and is far more popular concluding having her own MTV programme. You must be bothered by her as you have contributed to the amount of websites on her and are encouraging fans to love her as much as me.

lol hey caz…that dnt make that much sense but i knw what ya trying to say!

i don’t care if it dont make sense its not an english / american essay. its a fcuking stupid pettion against Ashlee cos these people have nothing better to do with their time than slag of someone. even tho they probably cant do much better. i’d like to hear them try… but then it would probs sound like then same old 50 cent crap our charts are feeled with these days. at least Ashlee brings some variety to the charts.

You got something constructive to say? then say it….why piss and moan about artists you dislike when you could use that time praising ones you do like,and so that they get more support…..Secondly best of luck to the Ashlee

dude, honestly all haters are idiots, they ar not forcing you to hear her sing, and there is no point of the petition, u think this stupid little thing will affect her, come on be real

If you think we are losers for making a petition against a fake, than why are you looking at it? Also, you said that not liking Ashlee Simpson was our own opinion, but have you ever thought about how sick it makes people to hear dumbasses’ opinions about how great Ashlee Simpson is? Bottom line is, Ashlee is talentless…and a poseur(don’t foget the poseur part!).

why are u wasting ur time on singers u dont like? u go out of ur way to make a petition, waste ur time, spend ur money on sumone u hate? u are the one that should b stopped for ur stupidity

Uh, thanks for the input, Laura.

But a quick FYI — I didn’t create the petition. I merely agreed with it and signed it. Total time “wasted”? About 30 seconds. Money spent? $0.00.

The amount of time it takes to type out “you”, “you’re”, and “be” instead of “u”, “ur”, and “b”? About .002 seconds.

How to spell and communicate in proper English? Priceless. It’s no wonder that you are unable to realize the vapidness and complete lack of talent or artistic merit that is Ashely Simpson. Let me guess, you also think that Justin Timberlake is talented?

ohh robbie yes it is absolutley retarted to look up hate ashlee sites and sign them. excuse me but plz dont correct my english if u IM u pretty much learn how to abbreviate…u kno about every teenager in the US does, dont be a idiot and fight about such an absurd thing. ohh yea and while were on the english subject its ASHLEE not ashley…no justin timberlake is a freak just lik the rest of u retarted haters…..so go learn how to AIM and stop insutling ppl on the most stupid things…and rob rob no one said u created the petition..so just leave ashlee alone and go hang out with the rest of ur kind and get a life….suck on it

Our Fav. girl has a new single.

“Boyfriend,” the debut single from “I am me,” Ashlee’s upcoming October 18 release, is here! Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, Ashlee rose to fame after the huge success of her debut album “Autobiography,” as well as a successful MTV reality show – The Ashlee Simpson Show.

You know you lov it…

Click here or here to listen.

Wow… you made this post over nine months ago, yet still people are looking at it. It’s in the first page of results on Google, though, so I guess it’s not really that big of a surprise.
Honestly, I’m surprised that Ashlee has lasted this long. I guess the willingness of the American public to devour yet another manufactured musician.
Normally, I don’t have a problem with this. Lots of singers don’t write their own music. (Note: Ashlee does suggest topics or themes for her songs, but does NOT write her own music. There’s a difference between suggesting that someone write a World War I novel and producing “All Quiet on the Western Front”). Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and the boy bands of the late 90’s didn’t write their own music, and I enjoyed a few (very few) of their songs.
However, they were chosen to be part of such a system because they had TALENT. They could sing, they could dance, they were good-looking and they had the right attitude for the limelight. Ashlee Simpson may share a few genes with Jessica, but I don’t think she’s NEARLY talented enough to deserve any kind of international fame. Then again, I guess she doesn’t really have that much, since Europeans are smart enough to recognize overproduced crap when they hear it.
But seriously. With the financial resources and managerial talent of Joe Simpson (her father), you could make Trent Lott a national singing sensation. I know signing the petition is futile, but I also know that Ashlee possesses so little talent and personality that she’ll fade comfortably into obscurity, where she belongs.

Please, if you want to, argue with me. But what you shouldn’t do is:
1. Tell me to get a life/insult me for writing: “I can’t find anything wrong with what you’re saying, so I’ll have to insult you”. That’s just sad.
2. Ask me why I’m attacking Ashlee: I think she’s a no-talent hack, and I’ve made that clear. I don’t believe she deserves fame, and since it’s become a point of contention already I’ll voice my opinion.
I welcome reasoned and logical rebuttals.

Nathan, don’t write bout stuff you dont know. I think u’ll find that Ashlee has also made it big in the UK (part of europe). So i guesse u were right about 1 thing… Europeans do have a good taste in music.

get a grip all of u i agree with kate get something else to moan about instead of ruining singers lives ur all just jelous of them n r loosers with nothing better ta do ASHLEE ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe she have not talen at all, i can give you that, but her sister have a real gift!!!

They both have nice tits. Just ask their Pops. That’s about all I’ll give you.

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This is so stupid Ashlee for one dose not OVER SING AND DRAMATISE every song and emotion like her sister who DOSENT WRITE HER OWN SONGS just STEALS THEM FROM OTHER ARTISTS

Ashlee especial with black hair look better than her sister and all u jessica fans who r thinking no way i bet u jessica’s make up team work very hard to create that flawless plastic face where Ashlee has a natural beauty

Also Ashlee has a bubbly personaltiy where her half wit sister relies on her “bimbo” fake personality created by her marketing team DID ANYONE SEE NICK AND JESSICA’S FAMILY CHRISTMAS SHE MADE ME SICK when she did sing with ashleey all she did was over shadow her which took away from the reason they were there to sing for overshadowed not from her so called talent ANYONE CAN SCREAM AND YELL INTO A MIC IT DOSENT MAKE IT SINGING

i can understand ashlee when she sings and which i cant say for her sister who is sounding more and more like britney spears with every live performance

Ashlee has a unique sound to her voice where take where jessica sounds like many other voices even singers who can hit the same notes as her CAN DO IT BETTER BUT BLEND IT INTO THE SONG AND NOT YELL AT THE SAME TIME

ASHLEYY CAN HIT HIGH NOTES IN HER SONGS ALTHOUG ILL ADMIT NOT OFTEN ENOUGH BUT WT FEMALE SINGER IN THE POP MUSIC ARENA DOSE IT DOSENT FIT THE TYPE OF MUSIC

ILL TAKE ASHLEE’S UNIQUE VOICE OVER JESSICAS LOUD YELLING ANYDAY

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