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More Garofalo Bashing

As you are all aware by now, Ms. Garofalo thinks that George W. Bush, the former Governor of Texas and twice elected President of the United States is unelectable.

As Inigo Montoya said in The Princess Bride, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

So, Janeane, in the words of Wesley (also of The Princess Bride), “I’ll explain. And I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.”

un·e·lect·a·ble — adj. Being such that election, as to high office, is difficult or impossible.

Someone on the Right Nation message boards asked about Ms. Garofalo’s experience in matters of politics:

And tell me, Garofalo: just what are your qualifications to determine who is electable and not? Your SNL experience? “The Truth About Cats & Dogs”? Hmm? What?

Someone else thinks her experience is from the numerous jobs she held prior to becoming an actor:

I think her expertise in political science and international affairs comes from her previous careers as a bike messenger, shoe salesperson, waitress, and temp secretary.

Janeane, if you really want to help your party: 1) Leave the country, like you promised you would do, or 2) Shut the hell up.

Posted by Robbie Cooper on Thursday, January 27th, 2005 | Trackback |

2 Responses to “More Garofalo Bashing”

Wow, for someone so unelectable he certainly has been elected a bunch times.

Left by Jody on January 27th, 2005 at 1:16 pm

Twice in texas, twice country-wide.

I think people who have never held office can be conversant about politics. But yeah, Garofalo could use some hand-on experience, at least to at least get the lingo right.

Left by Jason on January 28th, 2005 at 1:00 am

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