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Archive for May, 2005

Would the Real Deep Throat Please Stand Up?

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 31st, 2005 | Trackback

In 1999 a high school senior in New York claimed that Carl Bernstein’s son let the secret slip at a summer camp that Deep Throat was W. Mark Felt. At the time, Felt denied it.

Happy Memorial Day

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 30th, 2005 | Trackback

Today, I remember. And I am profoundly thankful for their sacrafices. I stand at attention today, and salute all of you.

Murder Suspect Still on Crane

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 27th, 2005 | Trackback

He’s sleep deprived, he’s hungy and thirsty (he’s refused any water and food since climbing the tower more than 40 hours ago, and he’s probably a bit distressed. I don’t think Mr. Roland plans on jumping. Most likely he would have already done so. But the longer he stays up there, the more disoriented he will become. And the more likely it is that he will take a misstep and fall to his death.

2 Years Smoke Free

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 26th, 2005 | Trackback

Assume that it takes about 4 minutes to smoke each cigarette (not to mention time spent looking for a lighter, stopping to buy more smokes, walking down 3 flights of steps to the smoking area, etc.), that’s 81936 minutes–or 56.9 days. Almost two entire months.

Two Eerily Similar Headlines

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 25th, 2005 | Trackback

They’re two horrendous and senseless murders that happened to transpire a mere 16-miles and a few short hours apart last night in Houston.

The Horsey’s Ass

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 24th, 2005 | Trackback

Guess which city’s paper this guy is a cartoonist for:

Here’s a clue: a mob from this Leftwing hamlet recently chased Army recruiters off of one of their college campuses. They also don’t want military recruiters on their high school campuses.
If you guessed that David Horsey was from Seattle, you’ve been paying attention.
From the museumofleftwinglunacy.com:
How’s this [...]

Margaret Cho — Loud, Angry, and Unoriginal

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 23rd, 2005 | Trackback

Even the thinking and rational Left knows that Margaret Cho is an idiot.
One of the reasons that the Airing of Grievances is my favorite blogger on the Left is that he hasn’t abandoned logic and reason, and he’s quick to call bullshit when it raises it’s ugly head—even if it’s on his own side of [...]

Hannity & Colmes Skewer Michael Crook

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 23rd, 2005 | Trackback

The best part of Michael Crook appearing on Hannity and Colmes? Well, several million members of the military, veterans, and right-thinking citizens now know what he looks like (in case they ever have opportunity to discuss their pay and benefits over a friendly beer at the local pub with him).

Texas 10 Disc Golf Tournament — Dripping Springs

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 22nd, 2005 | Trackback

The weather was brutal on Saturday…98 degrees, heat index of 108 degrees. I’m going to use the heat at my excuse for not playing very well.

Annie’s Meme: Giving Pepsi the Finger

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 19th, 2005 | Trackback

Do you get the message, Pepsi? Now, excuse me while I go pop a can of Coca-Cola (with Lime).

Halliburton Protestors Arrested

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 19th, 2005 | Trackback

And now you’re complaining that you and the media were not allowed into a private shareholders meeting? Look, if you want to go to a Halliburton shareholders meeting, become a shareholder. Of course, that would mean giving up your prestigious position as a Professional Protestor and actually getting a job.

Babe Theory of Political Movements

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 19th, 2005 | Trackback

The Babe Theory of Political Movements helps explain why the Right keeps winning while the Left keeps diminishing.

Kathy Ireland: Celebrity Moonbat

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 18th, 2005 | Trackback

Do you want to know why not, you dim-wit? Because, by-and-large, it is already the sons and daughters of Republicans who are volunteering to serve in our nation’s military.

COPs and the DU Conspiracy Theory

Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 18th, 2005 | Trackback

COPs is an entertainment show. Not a documentary about your civil rights after being apprehended after taking police on a 30-minute high-speed chase culminating in them seizing two guns, a knife, and a bag of crack off your person.