And the Idiots Who Voted for It Still Won’t Go Out to the Bars and Clubs
I’m not sure what pissed me off more about yesteray’s elections here in Austin: that less than 70K people turned out to vote, or that 52% of them voted for more government in our lives.
That’s right, by a 52% to 48% margin, a fraction of Austinites have approved a new, much more restrictive smoking ban in Austin.
What really sucks, though, is that most of the assholes that voted for this ban probably don’t ever go out to support the venues that they are about to help put out of business.
What sucks even more is now that there is no smoke in those venues, they still won’t come out and support them. Because anybody with a stick so far up their ass would never venture out to take part in Austin’s unique nightlife and live music culture.
Seriously, look at the people in this picture celebrating the win:

Does even one of these uptight assholes look like the type of person who would be found out on a Friday at midnight watching live music at Antone’s?
And for christsake—is she drinking a fucking Heineken? Hell, she can’t even support Texas beer makers—I’ll bet there was plenty of Shiner and Lone Star flowing at the opposition’s headquarters.
Well, the pathway is cleared now for all those assholes to go out and destroy their livers without the alleged threat of destroying their lungs simultaneously.
The hypocrit proponents of the smoking ban argue that everyone—all employees—have a right to a smoke free environment. Unless they work in nursing homes and bingo parlors, which are exempt from the ban. Why? Because employees at these places aren’t as important as the bartendars and strippers at the 217 bars that currently allow smoking (most of whom are probably smokers themselves anyway)?
And no, I’m not a smoker.
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David Nunez has all the logical reasons (not just the obvious emotional ones) why I’m opposed to this ban. Very well written and thought out, David. I mean BOWLING ALLEYS, for crying out loud!





UG,
I think you’re right on the money. Now emboldened by their shameful win, what politically incorrect behavior will be the next target of the anonymous do-gooder class?
- Drinking alcohol
- Eating meat or other “unhealthy” foods
- Worshipping in certain churches
- Driving SUV’s
- Clubs that generate noise above a certain decibel level
Most of the arguments posited by the anti-smoking crusaders could easily respun and applied to these other activities.
Left by TexasTommy on May 8th, 2005 at 1:23 pm