According to MJ’s lawyers after the not-guilty verdict was published:
SANTA MARIA, Calif. — Basking in the jurors’ decision to acquit his client of all counts, Michael Jackson’s lawyer said Tuesday the singer will no longer share his bed with young boys.
That’s nice. And in related news, OJ Simpson has reported that he will no longer slit the throat of any future wife or any other waiters.
Only in Hollywierd would admitting that you—a 40 year old man (allegedly)—share your bed with young boys be considered normal…or at least not criminal. Poor Jacko makes it sound like he’s making some great and painful sacrafice by no longer spooning with pre-pubescent boys.
Although, take note of the specific wording of that promise—Jacko didn’t say anything about not sharing a steamy suana with young boys…he’s just not going to share his bed with them anymore.





He’s a sick f___. He should thank those jurors: he’d have surely died in jail. I strongly suspect, too, that all his mysterious ailments that beset him during the trial will suddenly clear up.
Left by Jeff H on June 14th, 2005 at 10:11 pm