Search
Home  |   About  |   Q & A  |   Archives  |   Credits  |   Contact  |  
« MJ Promises not to Spoon Any More Little Boys
Sen. Dick Durbin Must Resign »

Jennifer Wilbanks — Made for TV

Maybe Jennifer “Runway Bride” Wilbanks isn’t as batshit-crazy as we all previously thought she was.

According to the gossip vine, Jennifer Wilbanks has inked a deal with a company that is pitching a television movie about her life.

The bug-eyed freak has found a way to get paid for being a selfish, whiney, bitch.

ReganMedia has acquired all media rights to the “life stories” of Wilbanks and her fiance, John Mason:

“I am looking forward to developing the scripted project with Wilbanks and Mason,” company President Judith Regan said in a statement. “Theirs is an unexpected and compelling story of love and forgiveness that has certainly taught me a thing or two.”

Are you fucking kidding me?

An unexpected and compelling story of love and forgiveness? Is that how they’re going to spin this? More like the common and not too unexpected story of a psychotic and vain woman who takes the love of a good man for granted…and the idiotic man who doesn’t have the balls to tell her to hit the fucking road.

So, while the rest of us toil away, day-after-day, year-after-year at jobs that give us marginal satisfaction and not enough pay — Psycho Wilbanks is going to get paid for being a selfish bitch.

***
UPDATE: That Jennifer got cold feet before her wedding? Understandable. That she got scared and concocted a lie to initially cover-up her running away? Also understandable.

What’s not understandable is the nature and the extent of the lie (and its effect on others). Her lie, that she was abducted…was a crime. A crime that cost the tax payers in both terms of money and resources.

You know, a normal (read: sane) person would be completely embarrassed by their actions. A normal, sane person would not be trying to sell this embarrassing story to be aired on national television. I have very little doubt that we will soon be seeing Jennifer and all of her many “bulging” parts in the pages of Playboy. Soon.

Posted by Robbie Cooper on Thursday, June 16th, 2005 | Trackback |

2 Responses to “Jennifer Wilbanks — Made for TV”

Agreed. She should be forced to donate all the money from any book and movie deals to private charities that assist in looking for people who are actually missing, not just fake missing.

Left by Trevor on June 16th, 2005 at 9:44 pm

I agree Trevor. Did you see that pathetic interview! That thing with the bug-eyes makes me sick!! Capitalizing on a lie (and, I think she was lying in the interview too)!! And, she couldn’t even explain to Katie Couric why she did what she did…what a selfish bitch. And, get this, she had a criminal record before she did this!!! My god, is this what our society is coming to, giving publicity and money to scumbags like this! I can’t take it. And, she said during the interview that she’s been suicidal since birth, um, how does a baby know that he/she is suicidal…another lie!! I hope they keep her pathetic ass in the looney bin for good or, take all of her money away and actually make her have to work for a living at a horrible job where she’ll ruin her manicure.

Left by Stephanie on June 21st, 2005 at 9:07 pm

Got something you want to say?

Quicktags:


Notes:

You have 10 minutes after you submit your comment to edit it. Simply click the E(dit) link above the countdown-counter at the bottom of your comment. You can only edit a comment from the same IP address from where the original comment was submitted.

If your comment does not appear immediately, it has been sent to the moderation queue for approval.

Your comment either contained more than 2 hyperlinks, or it used a word(s) that are on my Spam blacklist. Comments awaiting moderation will usually be approved within a day.

And, being that it's my blog and all...I reserve the right to delete any comment for any reason at any time.