My Presidential To-Do List
SayUncle wants to know what you would do if you were President of the United States:
By some bizarre set of circumstances, you are the president as of now. Name the first 5 things you’d do. Level of difficulty: it must actually be stuff the president is constitutionally allowed to do.
Here’s what I would do:
- Seal the Mexican Border and immediately start apprehending and deporting those who are in the US illegally.
That means US National Guardsmen (armed) and US Soldiers if necessary will guard our borders from illegal entry. If we have to build a wall along the entire 1500-mile border, we will.
If you are in this country illegally, then so are your children—regardless of where they were born. They will not receive free medical treatment, educations, or any other tax-sponsored benefit or right, which are reserved for US Citizens or those legally in this country.
Oh, and to hell with “diplomatic immunity”. If you break our laws while you’re here, you will be punished. If our diplomats break your laws, they should be punished too.
- Work to abolish the IRS and the current tax system in favor of a simple, no-loophole flat tax.
- Thin out the Federal Government by paring down cabinet-level departments not having to do with foreign policy, security, and defense — such as HUD, Interior, Education, Labor — by as much as 75%.
- Immediately withdraw the US from the United Nations, to include funding and participation with those theiving bastards. We know who our alies are, and we know who will stand with us when push-comes-to-shove (nod to the UK and Australia).
- Announce that it is the opinion of the executive branch that eminent domain for conveyance to a private entity violates the Constitution, and that property owners’ rights to their homes in such situations will be defended by all necessary federal law enforcement means.
- I would make the cost of waging war against the United States too high and costly for any country or the terrorist cells they host and support. If your country attacks the US, we will respond without hesitation or mercy. Yes, I’m talking about big, big bombs pouring into your capital cities.
Yeah. I know that’s six. So what?
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Others playing along with this meme:
- Rhymes with Right
- T. Fraser Stern at T F Stern’s Rantings
- Todd at Dangerous Liberty
- Matt Barr at New World Man
- TKC at the Pub Crawler
- Mike at Mover Mike





You have some good ideas there. I think the political wanna be’s should start reading up on the pulse of the nation via such silly games as these. I particularly liked your #6, make it so terrible to wage ware on the US, or our friends as to be unthinkable.
Left by TF Stern on August 24th, 2005 at 2:43 pm