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Archive for October, 2005

Jarhead

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 31st, 2005 | Trackback

I was on the “live set” back in ‘91, and my experiences were quite different than those of the sorry-excuse for a Marine Anthony Swofford.

Happy Halloween

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 31st, 2005 | Trackback

The theme of her Halloween party was “Pimps & Hos”. So we went as a Roman pimp and ho (I have little doubt that the Romans probably invented the concept of “pimps & hos”).

Samuel Alito Nominated for Supreme Court

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 31st, 2005 | Trackback

Someone needs to remind the delusional Senator [Reid] about how the Presidential privilege of appointing Supreme Court Justices works. He seems to think that—despite being a mere Senator from the minority party—that he and his party get to pick the President’s nominees.

Maureen Dowd Photo Caption Contest

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 31st, 2005 | Trackback

Maureen Dowd, looking every bit the little-too-old, high-class hooker at the bar, is begging you to caption this publicity photo.

Q & A of the Day: Blog Worth

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 30th, 2005 | Trackback

How much is my blog worth?

The Faces of Death Row Groupies

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 30th, 2005 | Trackback

One defense lawyer, who asked not be named, said some women, who might lead dull everyday lives, seemed to be attracted by the thrill of danger and the glamour of being associated with a convicted killer.

Momma Moonbat Arrested for Second Time

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 27th, 2005 | Trackback

When Cindy invariably gets arrested for the third time, can we just label her what she is — a habitual criminal? Can’t we just invoke the three strike law to Cindy Sheehan and her antics?

Light Blogging Ahead

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 27th, 2005 | Trackback

The people that are against a free Iraq are people that don’t believe that anything is worth fighting for.

Head on with a Deer

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 26th, 2005 | Trackback

Imagine getting in your car, and driving out to a busy road. Set the cruise control on 50 mph. Now open your door, and jump out of the car. Imagine how much fun that would be. That’s a close approximation of what it felt like.

Whitesox Fan Gives City a Blackeye

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 25th, 2005 | Trackback

“You don’t slap a New Jersey girl and get away with it,” he said. “That happens sometimes. It’s terrible. It’s over.”

Pedicabbing the Ride for the Roses

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 24th, 2005 | Trackback

Megan, one of Austin’s famed pedicabbers, used her pedicab to give a lift to some of the Lance Armstrong Foundation kids who are battling cancer on the 7-mile Ride for the Roses.

Video Blogging: RocketBoom

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 24th, 2005 | Trackback

Amanda is the writer/star of the video blog (Vlog) RocketBoom, in which the easy-on-the-eyes Actress/Comedien reminds me of a blonde, scar-less Tina Fey doing the weekend news on SNL.

Spanish Judge Wants to Arrest 3 US Soldiers

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 24th, 2005 | Trackback

I’ll tell you what Senor Judge — you want to arrest our three brave soliders? Come on over and try.

Philadelphia City Councilman Almost Jumps

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 24th, 2005 | Trackback

In the understatement of the year, Mariano had this to say about himself: “I know I’m not the most stellar Council person to ever come into this chamber.”