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M Dowd looking dowdy

Maureen Dowd, looking every bit the “little-too-old, former highclass-escort-turned-cheap-hooker” at the bar, is begging you to caption this publicity photo.

Here’s a couple of starters from Drudge:

  • “Put it on Judy Miller’s tab”…
  • “Who needs men when there’s anatomically correct bar stools?”

5 Responses to “Maureen Dowd Photo Caption Contest”

“And here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson”

My own stab at it:

“Look pal, we serve hard drinks for hard men who want to get drunk fast…so what’ll you have?”

How would you like to find out why there’s no place like home?

I’m an ugly bitch who does a pointless job, lies constantly, reduces everything to trivial pop-culture catty snide remarks and does NOTHING whatsoever to improve the world

“Truth? You can’t handle the truth!”

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