My wife and I attended a Halloween party on Saturday night, hosted by one of the women my wife works with.

The theme of her Halloween party was “Pimps & Hos”. So we went as a Roman pimp and ho (I have little doubt that the Romans probably invented the concept of “pimps & hos”).

My lovely wife made and sewed these costumes herself and did a splendid job.

I hate dressing up in a costume. But I must say, if I have to get dressed up, this is about as comfortable a costume as there is.