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Archive for October, 2005

‘Stros Win! ‘Stros Win! ‘Stros Win!

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 19th, 2005 | Trackback

Now, how do I convince my wife to let me spend $700-2000 for a single ticket to one of the games in Houston?

3 Outs Away from the World Series

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 19th, 2005 | Trackback

Three more outs and my ‘Stros are going to the World Series.

Now THAT’S Ironic

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 19th, 2005 | Trackback

The author of a new state law that allows felony charges against owners of dangerous dogs was hospitalized over the weekend after his own dog attacked him.

Lies, More Lies, and Damned Lies

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 19th, 2005 | Trackback

Most of the Liberal Left in this country believes that Saddam is innocent, too. After all, he posed no threat to anybody (you can’t believe he is no threat AND believe he is guilty of a massacre…)

A Letter to Mayor Jack Ford of Toledo, Ohio

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 18th, 2005 | Trackback

If you attempt to deny this group their first amendment rights to free speech because you can’t control the criminials in your city, then you should resign and hand the reigns over to someone who can.

Q & A of the Day: Million More Excuses

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 18th, 2005 | Trackback

Do poor blacks need a million more excuses?

Sen. Kennedy — A Second Chance to do the Right Thing

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 17th, 2005 | Trackback

Luckily for the fisherman, they did not have to rely solely on the rescue efforts of Sen. Kennedy (unlike the not-so-lucky Mary Jo Kopechne). Thankfully for them, the Hyannis Fire Department was there to actually rescue the fisherman (without the help of Senator Kennedy).

BCS Rankings

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 17th, 2005 | Trackback

It is very likely, if all goes as expected, that the regular season will end with 4 undefeated teams: USC, Texas, Virginia Tech, and the winner of the SEC Championship game. And this is why the BCS needs to be scrapped and a playoff system put in its place.

Texas Tech Shows Lack of Sportsmansip. Again.

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 17th, 2005 | Trackback

In most sports, but especially college football, it’s considered poor sportsmanship to run the score up on an overmatched opponent.

Racists Riots in Toledo

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 17th, 2005 | Trackback

Looting and rioting has become synonymous with poor black people in this country. And it’s nobody’s fault but their own.

Ronnie Earle Lied about Evidence

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 15th, 2005 | Trackback

My prediction? Tom Delay will be 100% exonerated, and Ronnie Earle should start looking for a lawyer. A criminal defense lawyer.

Ferrets: The New Prozac

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 14th, 2005 | Trackback

First of all, unless you go to work at a pet store, the number of jobs that are going to allow you to bring your rat to work with you after you graduate are zero.

Austin: Not as Weird as You Think

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 13th, 2005 | Trackback

Austin is not weird. Sure, we have a few enclaves of weirdoes who live here—mostly in the 78704 zip code—but they are a tiny, tiny, minority compared to the hundreds of thousands of not-so-weird people who live all over the rest of Austin.

Yom Kippur and Google

Posted by Robbie Cooper on October 13th, 2005 | Trackback

At least Google is consistently anti-religion (unless it’s a Pagan-style religious celebration, like Haloween or the Burning Man festival).