While we’re on the topic of Saddam’s complaints about his treatment in prison (remember, he’s being tortured by the diabolical dirty laundry method) — The Nose on Your Face has dispatched their Senior Middle Eastern Correspondent to compile a list of Saddam’s Top 9 Prison Complaints, to include:

6. (tie) Sean Penn keeps coming by with his personal photographer.

3. That Ramsey Clark is a bit too anti-American for my tastes.

1. I haven’t heard from those two ingrate sons of mine in years.

I’m not sure which one of those is the most funny — #6 for being fake but funny, #3 for being real and so pathetic as to be funny, or #1 which is just pure satirical gold.