No, the Senator didn’t drive another car off Chappaquiddick
Oh, God, how I wish this weren’t true.
Teddy Kennedy is writing children’s books — first Tookie Williams, now Teddy Kennedy…do Left-wing publishers and parents really have no idea on what consitutes a good role model for children?
The Senator’s book is titled My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C.. The book is written from the perspective of Teddy’s dog, Splash.
First of all — did the man really name his dog Splash? What, does he aleady have a cat named Mary Jo? Never let it be said that Teddy doesn’t have a good ‘ol sick-and-twisted sense of humor.
And second, whats a day-in-the-life with Teddy like? Is a sixteen-martini lunch really the types of children’s stories you want to read to your kids?
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Ace of Spades has an excerpt from a likely chapter in Teddy’s book:
See Heather.
Heather is an intern.
See Heather’s skirt.
Notice how her skirt so closely traces the silhouette of her supple, coltish buttocks?
Heather wears that skirt for Senator Ted.
She wants it.
Don’t ask what “it” means. Your Mommy or Daddy will explain that to you some other time.
Just accept: She wants “it,” whatever that might mean.
No, not cookies.
Something even better than cookies.
Let’s just move on.
My mom sold Splash to the Grand Senator from Mass. She believes he sits at the right hand of the father. Not me, however, so I told her that my love for Portugese Waterdogs, but distain for Sen. Kennedy will force me to just go steal the book. If I get caught, however, I will act like a Democrat and say it was someone else’s fault that caused me to steal and I should get a slap on the wrist, or better yet…a documentary.
Susan
Irving, Texas
Left by Susan on February 17th, 2006 at 7:51 pm