Jack Bauer: Just the Facts

A humerous list of “facts” about CTU Agent Jack Bauer is making the rounds today. If you’re a devotee of Fox’s 24 series, then you’ll get it. If you don’t watch the show…don’t bother.

Here’s a few of my favorites:

12) Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

29) If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.

30) Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.