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Archive for January, 2006

The Last Person Out of Massachusetts

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 23rd, 2006 | Trackback

Is it really any wonder so many people are fleeing Massachusetts?

Agent Jack Bauer vs. President Mackenzie Allen

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 22nd, 2006 | Trackback

On the other hand, ABC’s “let’s see if we can get America primed for a Hillary Presidency” show, Commander In Chief is tanking hard.

Jesus Christ to Play QB for Denver

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 22nd, 2006 | Trackback

Unfortunately for Broncos fans, as it turns out Jesus is a much better carpenter and Messiah than he is an NFL quarterback

Sen. Reid Apologizes…Again

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 20th, 2006 | Trackback

Wasn’t it just last May when Sen. Reid had to apologize to President Bush after calling him a “loser”?

The Difference Between Tookie Willams and Clarence Ray Allen

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 20th, 2006 | Trackback

Unfortunately for Mr. Allen, he didn’t write any childrens books while he was in prison. Maybe then he could have had Susan and Tim come visit him. Maybe he could have had Sir. Anthony Hopkins play him in his made-for-television life story. Maybe Danny Glover could have met with Gov. Schwarzenegger to plead for clemency.

Hollywood: Out of Step with Most of the Country

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 19th, 2006 | Trackback

Americans tend to vote with their wallets, and nobody is feeling the effects of that more than Hollywood. Overall, the box office was down 8 percent from last year, the worst since 1985.

Ray Nagin Re-names New Orleans “Chocolate City”

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 17th, 2006 | Trackback

Can you imagine if the Mayor of a predominately white city…like, oh, lets say…Austin…were to proclaim that Austin would be a “Vanilla” city?

Teens Beat Homeless Man to Death with Baseball Bats

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 16th, 2006 | Trackback

Good kids, don’t beat homeless people with baseball bats — severely and brutally enough to have killed one of them.

Democrats Out of Step with Rest of Country

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 14th, 2006 | Trackback

And the Democrats failure to see that — along with their inability to understand that it is them and their Liberal agenda that is ideologically out of step with the majority of this country — that is costing them elections.

Hillary Clinton: MIA

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 14th, 2006 | Trackback

And when the hearings were promptly held, Hillary didn’t even bother to show up.

An Appeal from Center-Right Bloggers

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 13th, 2006 | Trackback

Add me to the list of signatories.

More from the Cut ‘n Run Democrats

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 13th, 2006 | Trackback

First Murtha wanted to cut ‘n run from Iraq (ok, actually, the current crop of Cut ‘n Run Democrats started back with Teddy cutting n’ running back to his hotel instead of to the police after he drove Mary Jo to her death), and now we have ignoble Senators who are can’t be bothered with [...]

Google Video: I Want it That Way

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 13th, 2006 | Trackback

Because sometimes it’s easier to simply post a quick and amusing video than it is to write something of substance.

Priceless Commercial

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 12th, 2006 | Trackback

CAUTION: Adult Humor ahead