“You’ll never catch me alive”
In his latest taped broadcast on The Terrorism Television Network (TTN, also known as al-Jazeera) Bin Laden vowed never to be captured alive.
Poor cave-dwelling terrorist — doesn’t he understand that capturing him dead is still a viable option? Or just burying him alive in the cave he’s hiding in, never to be found again?
In the tape, OBL also claims that the U.S. military has become as “barbaric” as Saddam Hussein — because we all know that making a guy wear panties on his head is the same thing (if not worse) than cutting his head off with a rusty scimitar while shouting “Allahu Ahkbar!†and then selling the video to al-Jazeera. (credit to Mark Steyn in the Chicago Sun Times for every thing after “cutting his head off” in that last sentence).
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Gina Cobb does a great job of Fisking the entire OBL rant, with bites such as:
You’re calling Saddam Hussein “barbaric.” Duly noted. That’s more than we can usually get out of the moonbat left.





I sure don’t want to catch him alive. Dead is very much preferable. And if by chance, they do catch him alive, it would be best if he died, cough cough, trying to escape.
Left by 2 on February 20th, 2006 at 12:56 pm