Bevo and the Babes

Stolen from Burnt Orange Nation (I’m sure he stole the picture from somewhere, too):

Along with the inevitable awkwardness that accompanies any bovine-related sexuality, this picture is troubling on a number of other levels.

For starters, how old, exactly, are the two girls under Bevo’s hooves? 14? 16?

And why is the girl on the right trying to look sexy? As noted, when posing with a cow, the idea is to look cheerful, or peppy. Not like a Red Light District Special.

Cheerleaders looking sexy? I like. Cheerleaders trying to look sexy for a cow? Creepy.

As one commenter noted:

there is a cordial invitation to the Plushies and Furries party at Antones for everyone involved.