President Carter attacked by Killer Rabbit

27 years ago today spineless former-President Jimmy Carter was attacked by a killer swamp rabbit:

In 1979 the Swamp Rabbit enjoyed a brief stint of notoriety when one of its number had a close encounter with Jimmy Carter. In April of that year, as President Carter was fishing on a small pond on his farm, a visibly agitated Swamp Rabbit approached his boat and tried to board. Carter, used a paddle to splash water at the rabbit in order to dissuade it from swimming towards the boat. The press dubbed this the “Killer Rabbit.”

If only Carter had been willing to go after Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini as viciously as he attacked that poor rabbit…