If I could have any imagined “super” power — I’d choose the power to turn perfect irony into reality.
With my newly found super power I would:
- Make U.S. District Judge Anna Diggs Taylor the very next innocent person to be killed by an Islamofascist jihadist (is there any other kind?) who would have otherwise been caught via President Bush’s wireless surveillance program.
- Use the power of eminent domain as defined by Kelo vs. City of New London to seize any home owned by Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter, and convert it into commercial property to generate a greater tax revenue or other economic benefits to the local community.
- See to it that the next innocent American who is captured and tortured by Islamofascist would be Dick Durbin…so he would never again be confused as to the true meaning of the word torture.
- Have Cindy Sheehan live her entire life under Hugo Chavez, and then have her “camp out” in front of the El Presidente’s house to protest his policies, only to watch her “15 minutes” dissapear in less than 5 minutes.
- The next building that a jihadist flies an airplane into in the US would be the NY Times offices, based on leaked information printed earlier in the day by…the NY Times.





Okay, you’re pro-Israel. Nothing wrong with that in my opinion. Although I believe Israel has no right to run roughshod over its Arab neighbors, I also believe that Israel has every right to exist, and that its right to self-determination is beyond question.
But you don’t seem to have a problem with anti-Israelis killing people who disagree with you, do you? Or having your enemies killing Americans who disagree with you, either. Or having members of al-Qaida or members of al-Qaida-like factions recreate the horros of 9/11 because some reporter wrote something you didn’t like. Ha ha, charade you are.
Tell me something: Have you ever read the Hebrew Scriptures? Are you familiar with what the Israelites’ God dished out to his chosen people whenever they went astray? ‘Cause it was never pleasant.
You’d do well to think long and hard about what you ask for, ’cause you just might get it, mister…
Left by Mimus Pauly on August 18th, 2006 at 2:35 am