(The above quote was stolen from Weird Science, which my wife was watching while I was blogging this story — it was either that one or, “I can be a real serious bitch if I don’t get what I want.”)
Scooter’s Report has a hilarious scouting report of the Hillary vs. Obama showdown for the Democratic nomination for the Presidency:
Obama: Fast, wiry, runs left extremely well, right only so-so. Has the votes of: Every person in the country who’s not white or Asian. Strongest points: Young, black but not too black (one white parent), very liberal. Lacking only gayness and membership to Communist Party from being the perfect liberal. Weaknesses: Knows absolutely nothing about governing, partly named after sadistic dictator we just hung, looks a little too much like Louis Farrakhan for comfort.
Don’t forget that he’s an admitted drug user — cocaine and pot — (which Dick Durbin finds “refreshing“). So, cocaine use by a Democratic presidental hopeful is refreshing, but the exact same transgression (allegedly) by President Bush has had Liberals’ panties in a wad since he became president.
Obama will never earn my vote, though, because he never served on active duty in the US military. Obama wants the power to send the men and women of our military into combat, but has never had the balls to wear the uniform himself.
Clinton: Tremendous calve strength, mean, can run both ways. Has the votes of: Every white and Asian woman except those her husband raped, all Jews, all socialists, gays, and commies. Strong point: Her last name is Clinton – nuff said. Weaknesses: At high volumes sounds like demon wailing from the pit of hell, very scary legs, somehow seems to exude evil, even when talking about good stuff. Biggest weakness is she’s not Bill.
I actually think that “she’s not Bill” is more of a strength than a weakness.
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That’s an attractive look, Hil… very hot indeed.