So, Al Gore has been nominated for the once-(but-not-so-much-any-more)-illustrious Nobel Peace Prize. Hell, the MSM and the Left-f-sphere has already awarded it to him in such a fawning manner, it’s as though it is an obvious no-brainer and everyone else should simply be grateful for being mentioned in the same breath as Al “Fly Around the World in my Private Jet while I Blame Everone Else (but mostly President Bush) for Global Warming” Gore.
I think it particularly amusing that Al was nominated by Heidi Soerensen of the Socialist Left Party (birds of a feather, and all that…)
Jules Crittenden takes a particularly incredulous and skeptical look at Big Al’s nomination:
What global warming has to do with peace is beyond me. Let me guess. Us hill dwellers won’t have to do battle with the beach dwellers over real estate. Thanks to Al Gore.
But what effect Al Gore has had on the issue, also beyond me. His faux-science laden movie will not make the Earth cooler.* My vote goes to Michael Moore, whose gross cinematic distortion also contributed zip to the cause of peace, but at least had to do with war, and was watched by a lot more people. Moore, as a complete charlatan, is more in keeping with the spirit of the prize. Well, so is Gore, but again, off topic …
The Nobel Peace Prize has long been a Piece of Crap … ever since they gave it to Palestinian terrorist Yasser Arafat [in 1994].
The award really has become a joke. Jimmy Carter (2002)? Yeah if by peace you mean “the total anhilation of Israel so the Palestinians can live in peace without all those damned Jews living on our land.”
Then there was the laughable awarding of the Prize to Koffi Annan and the UN in 2001 — an organization that has molested, raped, and robbed more people than they have ever helped.
And don’t forget last year when the 1976 winner, Betty Williams, was excused for merely flashing her “feisty German spirit†when she told a group of school children that she wanted to kill President George Bush?
I guess “Peace” doesn’t mean what it used to…
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Crittenden has a “it would be funny if it weren’t so likely to actually happen” prediction for future Peace Prize winners:
Next year, Hugo Chavez, for getting his rubberstamp National Assembly to give him dictatorial powers that will keep the loudmouth anti-Yanqui wealth-redistributing Revolution alive in Latin America after Castro has gone on to his Marxist reward. Also, for bravely standing on the floor of the United Nations, sniffing the sulfer, and making rude remarks.
In two years, John Kerry. He’s selflessly sacrificed his shot at the presidency in 2008 to devote all his attention to getting us out of Iraq, which is to say, he’s reclaimed the back bench everyone was unkindly shoving him toward. He took the highly principled stand of being against the Iraq War after he was for it. Nancy Pelosi might edge him out, however, because they don’t get to give that thing to a woman much.
In five years, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, for defying the Great Satan and the evil Chimpy McBushitler. For bringing Pax Irana to the Middle East while nipping at the heals of the Zionist entity. But maybe, and this is a bit of an outside shot, Moqtada al-Sadr, for his efforts to bring stability to Iraq.
In 10 years? Osama bin Laden. Because living in a cave and fighting oppression is way cool.
Hah.
I just noticed that Rush Limbaugh was nominated too. Being nominated for and winning the Nobel Peace Prize truly is meaningless now.





I have big problems with all these celebrity conservationists always clucking their tongues at the little people. Let them get rid of their private jets, multiple SUVs, multiple homes with excessive sq. footage before they lecture anyone else. Hell, Laurie David got in trouble for destroying protected wetland by building a 26 ‘ barbque station, fire pit, and outside theatre. It’s always do as we day, not as we do.
Left by Anonymous on February 2nd, 2007 at 10:41 am