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Martians Urged to Live Carbon Neuteral Lifestyle to Save Planet

I propose we start selling Carbon Offsets for Marsâ„¢ as soon as possible…before it’s too late:

Mars is being hit by rapid climate change and it is happening so fast that the red planet could lose its southern ice cap, writes Jonathan Leake.

Scientists from Nasa say that Mars has warmed by about 0.5C since the 1970s. This is similar to the warming experienced on Earth over approximately the same period.

Since there is no known life on Mars it suggests rapid changes in planetary climates could be natural phenomena.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain — this is in no way connected or related to the current climate change occuring on our own planet. It just can’t be. That would make too much sense.

Unless of course our destructive lifestyles on Earth are much worse than previously expected, and our carbon-emitting selfishness is now infecting other planets near us…Oh. My. God. Could Jupiter be next to suffer from the sins of mankind?

Posted by Robbie Cooper on Monday, April 30th, 2007 | Trackback |

One Response to “Martians Urged to Live Carbon Neuteral Lifestyle to Save Planet”

I wonder if these are the lightbulbs that the global warming nuts are pushing.

Just what we need…mercury poisoning while we save the planet.

Left by dianne on April 30th, 2007 at 10:13 am

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