Paris Hilton hasn’t spent an uncomfortable day in her pampered life.
That’s all getting ready to change:
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.
The judge, saying “there’s no doubt she knew her license had been suspended,” ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
Paris was originially busted for DUI. Then for driving on her suspended license (as a result of the DUI). She was ordered to enroll in an alcohol treatment program. She didn’t.
She was ticketed again for driving on a suspended license (pulled over for speeding at night without her headlights on), in violation of her probation.
Paris doesn’t give a shit about the law, because in her world — where money can buy you into or out of anything — the law doesn’t matter. Hell, she showed up 10 minutes after her court proceeding started.
When a reporter asked what she thought of the judge’s decision, a visibly angry Kathy Hilton responded: “What do you think? This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke.”
Defense attorney Howard Weitzman said he would appeal.
“I’m shocked, I’m surprised and really disheartened in the system that I’ve worked in for close to 40 years,” Weitzman said.
He said the sentence was “uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous.”
“I think she’s singled out because of who she is,” Weitzman said.
She’s been singled out for special treatment her entire life. It’s about time she got treated like she deserves.
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Paris will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a one- or two-person cell.
A year ago, former “Lost” actress Michelle Rodriguez showed up to serve a 60-day jail sentence for violating probation terms after her drunken driving arrest in Hawaii. She was released in hours because of overcrowding.
I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Paris is released very quickly for similar “overcrowding” reasons.




It’s no excuse, but if you were in charge of the jail, wouldn’t YOU want to get rid of her as soon as possible, and go back to dealing with more typical prostitutes and petty criminals?
back to dealing with more typical prostitutes and petty criminals?
Dan, that’s a great and very, very funny observation.
Yes, Paris isn’t a typical prostitute. She does it for free.