May 312007
 

I’m back in action.

Pole-vaulter Allison Stokke, who I wrote about earlier this month, has suddenly become very famous via the Internet. Unfortunately, it’s unwanted attention by this 18-year old pole-vaulting sensation.

And how do we know that she doesn’t want the publicity and attention that her images have aroused on the Internet? Because she gave an interview to the Washington Post (replete with new images of herself). And then she granted a television interview to CBS News.

Nothing says “I don’t want publicity” quite like a national media tour.

Anyway — after the Washington Post interview, my spin-counter when berserk (UrbanGrounds is currently a Top 5 ranked hit for Allison Stokke searches).  Which caused my host’s server to crash, prompting them to suspend my account.

I might have to pull the post down for a bit until the traffic dies down a bit. Or at least until I can get home this evening and see if I can optimize it somehow to create less of a load on the server.

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  13 Responses to “Alisson Stokke Shuts Down My Servers”

  1. No, horny guys crashed your server.

  2. she was hot!

  3. hahahah!!!

    Ohhhh, you kill me KMA!!

  4. Ohhhh, you kill me KMA!!

    Oh, I hope not. I don’t want to end up in one of robbie’s death penalty posts with all those scummy deathrow groupies defending me.

  5. My site got a lot of traffic from your Stokke page. I think people thought that maybe “Gone Mild” might be related to “Gone Wild”. I imagine they were pleasantly surprised to get left-wing political views instead of just a page full of nubile nympths.

  6. I imagine they were pleasantly surprised to get left-wing political views instead of just a page full of nubile nympths.

    Right. There was not a dry eye in Mom’s basements across the land.

  7. here is the best coverage of allison you will find on the internet

  8. Right. There was not a dry eye in Mom’s basements across the land.

    Ugh, that’s the vision I had too.

  9. Allison Stokke’s Life has Room for One “Douchebag” Only. http://collegecandy.com/buzz/2943

  10. This girl is blowing up and we haven’t even seen the beginning of it. Allison’s boyfriend and father are becoming quite the celebrities as well – this is pretty interesting: http://collegecandy.com/buzz/2943

  11. This girl knew what she was doing all along, and she can’t deal with the horny guys. It’s just that simple.

  12. Here is a new angle on the Allison Stokke situation – it covers her incoming freshman status and her impending Nike contract. check it out http://collegecandy.com/buzz/3250

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