…when she decides to drink and drive

Can you believe she’s only 21-years old? I would have sworn she was 28-31.

From The Grumpiest:

Fresh out of rehab, orange faced and white legged, Lindsay Lohan already has the new Apple iPhone. What better accessory for your disgusting 70’s mom jean short than the latest in mobile technology. All she needs is a Washington Redskins jersey and a teased Bon Jovi haircut and she’d be my old babysitter. I guess one of her minions waited in line for a few days or does she just get a free one?

The whole reason for writing this was to post that quote. That’s some funny stuff.