Unlike Robert Fulghum, not everything I needed to know in life was learned in Kindergarten.
Some things — like how to drive a car in Houston’s rush hour traffic, how to appreciate a glass of single malt scotch, and how to have sex — I learned later in life.
There were a lot of things I needed as a 5-year old in Kindergarten — a new glove for little league baseball, a nap every afternoon, the ability to read and write better, the ability to do basic mathematics, and Saturday morning cartoons.
One thing I didn’t need was sex education.
Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., told Planned Parenthood Tuesday that sex education for kindergarteners, as long as it is “age-appropriate,” is “the right thing to do.”
Uh. No. Teaching 5-year olds about sex is not the right thing to do. What’s next on your agenda, Mr. Obama? Teaching 5-year olds the proper way to fire up a water bong?
The Jawa Report thinks that liberals are literally becoming cartoonish parodies of themselves:
The left, at the rate of almost several times per month now, is intent on mimicking South Park’s proverbial “theater of the absurd” in real life and real time. The episode? Season 5′s “Proper Condom Use,” in which the school board decides that condom use has to be taught to progressively younger grades to the point that the kindergarteners are learning about it.
Robert Bluey thinks Obama is pandering to Plan Parenthood.
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