Brilliant!

To make Muslims happy — and less likely to go about chopping off the heads of infidels and driving cars bombs into schoolyards — some Euro Bishop wants us to call our God “Allah”:

AMSTERDAM - A Roman Catholic Bishop [Tiny Muskens] in the Netherlands has proposed people of all faiths refer to God as Allah to foster understanding, stoking an already heated debate on religious tolerance in a country with one million Muslims.

In fact, this is such an outstanding idea, I think we should take it a few steps further:

• Let’s call Jesus “Mohammad”
• Let’s call The Bible the “Quran”
• Let’s call Democracy “Sharia”

Hey, Bishop Fuck Stick — do you know what else would improve relations between Muslims and non-Muslims? If they’d quit blowing shit up, promising to blow shit up, and killing people who “insult” their religion.

Seriously — I’d be a LOT less inclined to say “Fuck Islam and your fucking thug prophet” if you’d quit getting so bent out of shape everytime it happens.

Sorry, but I will not submit.

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OTHERS:

Jeff at Protein Wisdom thinks he’d prefer to just call him Maurice. Though, you’re free to call him the “space cowboy”.

Posted by Robbie Cooper on Thursday, August 16th, 2007 | Trackback |