To make Muslims happy — and less likely to go about chopping off the heads of infidels and driving cars bombs into schoolyards — some Euro Bishop wants us to call our God “Allah”:
AMSTERDAM – A Roman Catholic Bishop [Tiny Muskens] in the Netherlands has proposed people of all faiths refer to God as Allah to foster understanding, stoking an already heated debate on religious tolerance in a country with one million Muslims.
In fact, this is such an outstanding idea, I think we should take it a few steps further:
- Let’s call Jesus “Mohammad”
- Let’s call The Bible the “Quran”
- Let’s call Democracy “Sharia”
Hey, Bishop Fuck Stick — do you know what else would improve relations between Muslims and non-Muslims? If they’d quit blowing shit up, promising to blow shit up, and killing people who “insult” their religion.
Seriously — I’d be a LOT less inclined to say “Fuck Islam and your fucking thug prophet” if you’d quit getting so bent out of shape everytime it happens.
Sorry, but I will not submit.
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OTHERS:
Jeff at Protein Wisdom thinks he’d prefer to just call him Maurice. Though, you’re free to call him the “space cowboy”.
Yeah! Terrorists convicted; moonbats weep.
Did they just announce Padilla’s conviction? Excellent!
UPDATE: I see that he was indeed found guilty of being a homegrown, jihadi-wannabe terrorist! I’m sure the Liberal and terror-sympathizing (and co-conspirators like CAIR) groups are already flying off the handle about this righteous verdict.
Too bad Padilla is not eligible for the death penalty. Otherwise, I’d say take him out back and start putting bullets in the back of his skull.
Yes. You should check out the “pragmatic” Kos site. They are crying and rending their garments.
Arab Christians, whom believe in the god that I am guessing you two dumb wits believe in, call him Allah.
Allah and God is mostly interchangable by those in the west but means the same thing ‘The supreme being’ and moreover ‘The one and only’.
Get an education – they do have schools in Texas don’t they?
Jonny
hello,listen Mohammad and jesus r two different prophet, but came to say the same message that “god is one,and he is almighty allah.he is unique.so belive the god and worship only allah”is the basic matter of both…..
stop the above nonsence…..
moreover bible have 82 contradition but quran have 0.so take right way….
Fuck allah.