Apparently there is some discussion of drug testing professional golfers to ensure that nobody is using performance enhancing drugs to cheat.
Steve Elling at CBS Sports has a wonderfully simple and inexpensive solution:
Prodded by a reporter, O’Grady also unleashed a half-serious zinger with regard to the drug testing program, which is being initiated as much to protect the sport’s reputation as it is to catch what’s assumed to be a tiny handful of cheaters, if any.
Just test Tiger Woods and be done with it.
“From what I understand, he would be the first in line to volunteer for testing,” O’Grady said. “If Tiger Woods’ test comes back negative, what does it matter what the rest of them are on?
Hah!
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h/t to Tom at Houston’s Clear Thinkers
Funny.
Left by Preston on September 30th, 2007 at 1:08 pm