If Hillary Clinton had a penis, Glen Johnson at the Associated Press would be her Chief-Cocksucker:

When the hostages had been released and their alleged captor arrested, a regal-looking Hillary Rodham Clinton strolled out of her Washington home, the picture of calm in the face of crisis.

The image, broadcast just as the network news began, conveyed the message a thousand town hall meetings and campaign commercials strive for — namely, that the Democratic presidential contender can face disorder in a most orderly manner.

“I am very grateful that this difficult day has ended so well,” she declared as she stood alone at the microphone.

Calm and strong during the hostage crisis? Why wouldn’t she be …. she wasn’t there. She wasn’t in any danger what-so-ever. She wasn’t in charge of anything. And she played absolutely zero role in ending the crisis.

I’m sure she was concerned. We all were.

Hell, I was just as calm and strong during the crisis as Hillary was. Maybe the AP can come over here and give me a good slobbering, too.

“What biased media?” indeed.

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OTHERS:

Rick Moran at Right Wing Nut House: This is not a news story. It’s a campaign press release.

Leo Pusateri at Blogs for Victory: Err.., Glenn Johnson… Just wondering… did you smoke a cigarette after composing that piece?

Ed at Captain’s Quarters:

Hillary certainly didn’t do anything wrong, but she didn’t “take charge” as the AP implies, or look presidential, as Sabato declares. She certainly looks considerably less presidential today in trying to take credit for the professional work done by the Rochester PD yesterday. That looks a lot more like a politician than a President, and we already know her credentials for the former. This incident doesn’t provide Hillary any credentials for the latter.

Ann Althouse takes an interesting look at the “confused mommy” moment for Hillary Clinton.

Posted by Robbie Cooper on Saturday, December 1st, 2007 | Trackback |