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Al Gore has a bunch of good ideas on how to save the planet from the impending (and imminent) doom of man-made global warming (oh my!).

Those good ideas have to do with sacrifice, protecting the environment, and investing in global warming offsetting programs and companies.

Unfortunately, none of those ideas seem to actually apply to Mr. Gore himself, as evidenced by the number of air miles he’s racking up, his ownership of a zinc strip mining operation, and the fact that he owns one of those “carbon offsets” investment companies that he thinks everybody should be giving their money to.

So, when you hear another story of Al Gore charging $6000 per minute to give the same ol’ tired Global Warming power-point speech, you have to start to realize that Al Gore has a greater motivation than altruism — it’s called greed.

And apparently his Princess attitude doesn’t always sit so well with the very people he’s bilking:

The former American Vice-President was also accused of being “precious” at the London event, demanding his own VIP room and ejecting journalists, despite hopes the star-studded gathering would generate publicity for the fight against global warming.

Many of the audience at last month’s Fortune Forum summit were restless as Mr Gore, who has won both a Nobel Peace Prize and an Oscar for his campaigning work this year, delivered the half-hour speech that netted him £100,000.

The glittering fundraiser was held in The Royal Courts of Justice and attracted world leaders, entrepreneurs and celebrity activists including Bob Geldof, Darryl Hannah and Jerry Hall, who was there as “a Special Ambassador of The Alliance for a New Humanity”. Guests had paid between £1,000 and £50,000 to attend.

But a source told The Mail on Sunday: “Many guests looked tired and began to talk among themselves during his speech. Heads began to twitch with tiredness.

“Al uses his position for great personal gain. He goes from event to event delivering a similar speech, earning a large fee, and a lot of the time he doesn’t actually inform the audience.

Al Gore — perhaps the greatest Snake Oil Salesman of our time.

17 Responses to “The Greed of Al Gore — When Action$ $peak Louder Than Word$”

Only if you know what he uses it for - if its just for fun and drugs you might have a point. But it isn’t, its to try and do something about the global warming problem, since so many idiots out there would rather listen to the voices in their head and dismiss it as nonsense. So you fail - probably at both topics.

Global warming (a poem)
Tim Schieferecke
In the name of the father, the son, the new socialist movement Amen,
An un-holy trinity brought forth again, healing, absolving conservative sin.

Past Bolshevik wackos killed sovereign Czars,
Bolshevik moderns want to kill cars.

On Gaia! On Sedna! On Druidish witches!
Each and all, one and all pantheist bitches.

Needful of spirit since turning from God,
Earthic fanatics believe things quite odd.

To science not proven they give full belief,
seems quite religious this life guilt relief.

Father Marx and Holy Lenin,
grant Gore their grace, absolve his sinnin.

Santo Al Gordo with Rasputin skills,
foretells earth’s future with prophetic zeal.

In Gore they’ve found their prophet of doom,
taxes on carbon America’s gloom.

Idiots of the world unite!
Join Saint Gore’s glorious socialist fight!

Earth movements a ruse, it’s much more than it seems,
a sect of left’s cause to kill freedom’s sweet dreams.

Wielding well class envy’s terrible sword and sweet shield,
slashing and stabbing till freedoms are killed.

But my friends as El Rushbo much cites,
they’ve chinks in their armor, it’s time for a fight!

When attacked with the truth, their lines cannot hold,
exposed to reality lib lines cut and fold.

They’ll cut and they’ll run, but don’t let them escape,
give quarter to any they’ll soon pillage and rape.

Pillage and rape, plunder at will,
destroying fair liberties house on the hill.

While patriot peoples of all races and creeds,
strive hard to protect our thoughts works and deeds.

They don’t! These libs, like ravens at doors,
tap, tap, zap our great freedoms, never more! Never more!

We must not sleep! We dare not nap, fair liberty implores!
For if we do, we’ll fail the cause, then America no more.

Rise up! Rise up, great peoples of our land!
Fulfill, protect God’s purpose, America his great plan!

America the beacon, the fair light upon this earth,
we must endure, we dare not sleep, give socialists no berth!

The Saint, Algoreia (a poem)
By C. MacLeod Fuller
I am the Saint, Algoreia,

excélsis Deo Me!

Environmental haystacks

are just my cup of tea.

Once… I was Vice President

but that time is no more;

the scathing proletariat

hath swept me out the door.

Now… I’m the Ebdomadarius

of the environmental choir,

deus ex machina, very lite,

and I order you, “Perspire!”

I am the authoritative throne,

and the U.N. quite agrees;

on matters of environment,

I bring all to their knees.

I am the Great and Powerful Oz!

Intone it acappella.

Doxology before my throne:

“Its hot! Grab an umbrella!”

Our globe is getting warm. I swear!

Our snows are fastly melting.

Ignore white Christmas Malibu

and the frozen mid-West’s helpings.

Ignore that flatulated cows,

prove baneful as we mortals.

A scientific slip of fact -

only the sophomoric chortle.

Ignore Kant’s song! I’m shilling strong.

I promise, the enviro’s dire -

its categorically imperative

for my performance choir.

I am the Saint, Algoreia.

I am the Great Presume.

My really inconvenient truth -

I bear Ozymandius’s tomb.

My environmental fantasies

are luscious algorithms,

for turning viewpoint into cash -

I’m their enigmatic prism.

With California’s hip elites

sewn-up in my chic back-pockets,

(along with Europe’s and New York’s)

I put America on the docket.

Mr. Redford is my friend.

Categorically, there’s no one wiser.

He doffs his Sundance boots to me,

as I play the enviro lyre.

I am the Saint, Algoreia.

Its no confabulation,

and critical that you all accept,

I’m the savior of every nation.

My precepts? They’re unquestionable.

My science? Its uncanny.

My conclusions that the earth is flat

prove Congress the perfect nanny.

And one day, when I’ve saved the earth -

just wait - I’m sure you’ll see;

they’ll take St. Alban’s Abbey

and name it after me.

So, very soon, now just stay tuned,

I’m the one God shall replevin,

He’ll come Himself, while I’m alive,

and entrust my rule with Heaven.

For a long time now the Nobel Peace Prize as well as the Oscars are in the same league as the prize in a Cracker Jack Box. When such a pompous, self important piece of fluff as Al Gore can be the spokesperson for Global Warming I welcome the end.

Well said, JudyT.

No chance in hell I want to be awarded the same anything as the terrorist Mohammed Abdel Rahman Abdel Raouf Arafat al-Qudwa al-Husseini (also known as Yasser Arafat).

(interesting aside: I googled dubious recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize, and the entire first page of hits are about Al Gore.)

OMG…what is this, some weird Reich Wing Blog? Are you purposefully spreading lies, or do you all believe this stuff? Seriously.

OOOHHH Global Warming is a hoax…..
…or do you want fire, draught, no food, disaster …. hoping to bring about the end of the world?

WAKE UP….DRINK LOTS OF WATER TO FLUSH OUT THE KOOL AID.

You all don’t know if you should complain about his success, or admire it. Or…admire his strong character.

Truth is, Mr. Gore is successful, because he’s intelligent, visionary and Noble. An excellent example of class and leadership in a Statesman.

But, the truth is, howevery you wish to twist what every talking point you’ve been given. Even though Mr. Gore is sought after to many speaking engagements, his presentations, slide shows, profits from the movie, his new salary as a partner in the Silicone Valley VC Firm….or even the 750,000.000 he receives with his Nobel Peace Prize, he donaes that to the Alliance for Climate Protection. The nonprofit group to solve the climate crisis, to save-even YOU BUTTS!

Superman wears Al Gore pajamas.
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Dang, talking about drinking the Kool-Aid.
LDP is on an IV of the stuff.

OMG…what is this, some weird Reich Wing Blog?

Godwin’s Law. You lose.

OOOHHH Global Warming is a hoax…..

I’m continuously awed by the reading comprehension skills (or lack thereof) emanating from the Left.

I don’t deny global warming in the sense that the earth is currently undergoing a warming trend.

I just know that it’s caused by the sun. It’s a cyclical thing. What the left likes to call “global warming” has always previously been referred to as “the weather”.

Man plays no more role in “global warming” today than man did in the onset of the last ice age.

Henh…good one, Robbie.
Maybe a pretty picture can help some understand.
Or a not so pretty picture.
And all those trees that algore’s company will plant for you, to absolve you of your guilt? It appears that might not be such a good idea.

I’m invoking Quirk’s Exception.
What I have found interesting, is that so many on the left attempt to equate conservatives with nazis. I think it must be because that is one of the most evil movements that anyone can conceive.
Unfortunately for the uninformed left, it is well documented that nazis were marxist,.
Here, Bruce Walker explains it best:

The Nazis were Marxists, no matter what our tainted academia and corrupt media wishes us to believe. Nazis, Bolsheviks, the Ku Klux Klan, Maoists, radical Islam and Facists — all are on the Left, something that should be increasingly apparent to decent, honorable people in our times. The Big Lie which places Nazis on some mythical Far Right was created specifically so that there would be a bogeyman manacled on the wrists of those who wish us to move “too far” in the direction of Ronald Reagan or Barry Goldwater.

So when you hear someone like LDP try and affix leftist attributes to the right, it is a lie.

I just know that it’s caused by the sun.

So you just know that eh… It’s the sun and only the sun. No Occam this time?

Well as the US is still the world largest polluter I think its conservative citizens think they’re better of day dreaming then reading about and understanding the facts.

Un-(one of the seven banned TV words)-believable - You must get your ‘future’ cookies from the same place as y2l.

The US is yours, the world is not.

Thou art like the toad, ugly and venomous.

Maunder Minimum Effect.

Therefore, we are forced to conclude that the Sun does experience occasional lulls in its activity. Using other proxies of long-term activity, such as the 14C abundance, we can see that the Sun goes into these quiescent periods every few centuries. At present we seem to be experiencing the opposite phenomenon; the most recent four cycles are among the most active ever recorded.

Henh…as if I would ever fall for an ambush instigated by an idiot.

Thou vain fool-born foot-licker!

“Ah! Je ris de me voir si belle en ce miroir”

Faust, Charles Gounod

Human activity clearly does impact the climate, atleast locally. Compare the temperature over a large parking lot with no shade with the temperature in a nearby wooded area. Now just imagine how much hysteria we can generate by moving our weather stations to parking lots! Also compare the temperature in an irrigated orange grove to nearby desert.

So, if we find the parking lots and mega-highways too hot, or if we’re just tired of sitting in traffic, we should build maglev trains. That requires a lot of steel. Steel mills pollute the air, but if powered by nuclear power, that problem could be solved!

Maglev trains and nuclear power plants require a lot of capital. Should we sell our nation’s future and our souls to international cartels like Macquarie, or mega-speculators, in order to raise that capital, as some wanna-be studio “conservatives” propose? Or should we behave like proud, brave, patriotic Americans, and establish a Hamiltonian National Bank credit system, with a two-tier interest rate: very low interest for government-approved infrastructure projects, higher interest for everything else, a ban on derivatives trading, and very high margin requirements for all stock purchases?

I say, don’t feed the bubbles. Money should be earned with honest, productive work that promotes the general welfare.

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