Friday morning funny because I don’t have time to write anything of substance (insert your own joke here about me never writing anything substantiative)…
Forwarded to me by one of the Marines I work with:
You Might be a Taliban if:
10 — You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
9 — You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
8 — You have more wives than teeth.
7 — You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6 — You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
5 — You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
4 — You’ve never been asked, “Does this burka make my ass look fat?”
3 — You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
2 — You’ve never uttered the phrase, “I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
1 — You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.
Love it
Left by marc on January 11th, 2008 at 10:40 pm