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How Does One Become a UFO Expert?

I briefly mentioned that a bunch of folks in Stephenville, Tx reported seeing a UFO last week. This related headline today cracked me up:

Hundreds meet with UFO experts to discuss sighting

UFO “experts”? How exactly does one become an expert in something that doesn’t exist? That’s like being an expert on “Liberals who hate something-for-nothing welfare programs” (/flame suit). Or an expert on “Hippies who don’t hate America”…

Indeed, the group does not pretend to have a handle on alien technology, said Robert Powell, a director of research for Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) who came from Austin to help the investigation.

And why don’t they have a handle on “alien technology”? I’m going to go out on a limb and say because, “There isn’t any!”.

Posted by Robbie Cooper on Sunday, January 20th, 2008 | Trackback |

One Response to “How Does One Become a UFO Expert?”

Well, I was ready to say this was funny and then you go hatin’.

Left by Preston on January 20th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

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