Rachel Lucas’ dog, Sunny, is running for President on an 8-issue platform. The simplicity of it is genius:
- Terrorism — Kill ‘em all.
- Immigration — We’ll try to be reasonable but most of you need to get the fuck out.
- The Economy — Flat tax. Capitalism. No hand-outs. Tough shit.
- Religion — Don’t ask, don’t tell.
- Abortion — Mandatory sterilization, just like at the pound.
- Guns — I don’t give a shit about a militia.
- Education — You only get a treat if you do the trick properly.
- Gay Marriage — You’re all being silly.
I’ve spent thousands and thousand of words trying to explain where I stand on the first three — and these three short explanations sum it up better than I ever did on my own.
Good job, Sunny.
Go read the entire thing.
LOL!
Got my vote!
Left by no2liberals on January 24th, 2008 at 11:46 pm