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No. Seriously. Hang up your damned phone and drive.

It’s gotten so bad out there, that I started wearing this shirt during my daily commute:

Hangup and Drive Asshole

Bikers notice a lot more while driving. We have to — we have to watch out for every single vehicle on the road, since most cagers don’t notice us on our motorcycles.

We watch traffic patterns, we look ahead, behind, and to the side of us, always trying to anticipate what other drivers are doing and are likely to do.

I look into the side mirror of every car that I am approaching to see if the driver notices me in their mirror, or to see if they are oblivious to me coming up into their blind spot.

As I get closer to passing, I look to see what their hands are doing: are they getting ready to signal and turn into my lane, are they smoking a cigarette (and are about to flick their burning butt out at my face), are they putting on makeup, are they talking on the phone, or — worst of all — texting on their phone while driving?

And after being a lifelong rider who is exceptionally aware of the driving patterns around him — I can tell you conclusively that the worst, most inconsiderate, oblivious, and dangerous drivers on the road are those talking or texting on their phones while driving.

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Numerous studies and several states are starting to notice the same thing.

Massachusetts is the latest state that just passed a law prohibiting talking or texting on a cell phone while driving.

Good for them. I hope that Texas is not far behind in outlawing cell phones while driving.

People talking on their phones while driving are the most dangerous, oblivious idiots on the road. Save for people who are texting while they are driving. These people are more dangers than drunk drivers.

Literally.

When U psychologists published a study last year warning against the use of a cell phone while behind the wheel, they wanted to raise awareness.

In the study, David Strayer and Frank Drews, professors of psychology, showed that cell phone users were five times more likely to get in an accident — the same risk as a drunk driver with an alcohol level of 0.08.

And if it wasn’t bad enough that cell phone use while driving is dangerous and stupid — there’s much more evidence to back up my real life observation that cell phone use while driving fucks up the flow of traffic for the rest of:

If you’re late for work, a driver using a cell phone may be to blame. U.S. researchers said on Wednesday that people who use cell phones while behind the wheel impede the flow of traffic, clog highways and extend commute times.

“It’s a bit like breaking wind in the elevator. Everyone suffers,” Peter Martin of the University of Utah’s Traffic Lab said in a telephone interview.

Prior studies have equated the risk of driving while talking on a cell phone with driving while drunk. Some 50 countries have banned use of hand-held phones while driving.

The latest study shows the impact of cell phone use on traffic patterns. “It has to do with the reaction to changes in speed,” said Martin, who teaches civil and environmental engineering.

“When a driver who is not distracted is in a traffic stream and the vehicle in front slows down, the driver will brake in response. When a vehicle speeds up in front, the driver will respond and speed up,” he said.

I give every single cell-phone-using driver that I pass the international sign for “hang up the phone and drive”:

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7 Responses to “Hang Up and Drive”

Not very subtle, but it will do the trick.

Subtlety will get you killed on a motorcycle.

I got cut off in Friday rush hour traffic last week, by some Japanese Jelly Bean car. Then this car changed two more lanes back to the inside, before changing across both again, and got behind me to turn onto the service road of IH-35. I checked my mirror, and sure enough, it was some silly chick in her early 20’s, talking on her cellphone, or rather laughing, and she had a Chihuahua in her lap. Did I mention it was sprinkling rain? I merged into traffic on the IH, and checked my mirror and the silly chick in the Jelly Bean talking on her cellphone with a dog in her lap, was trying to pass me on the right shoulder to merge on the IH. I took that opportunity away, leaving her to drop behind several cars before she could merge. She then got along side of me, still talking with the dog in her lap in heavy traffic, and tried to cut me off again, but what chance she thought she had was quickly removed by my foot on the Vitamin G pedal. This time she was stuck in the wrong lane, as it came almost to a halt, as my lane kept moving. I thought I had buried her in traffic, and she would never threaten me again. About a mile further up the road, I check my mirror, as I detect a car has changed lanes behind me…yep, there she was again, still on the phone, still with the little dog moving around on her lap. Finally, we went different ways, when the freeway divided onto two other freeways.
They are out there, Robbie. Oblivions are ubiquituous! Problem is, they would be that way without a phone or a pet.

In Holland it will cost you Euro 130,– ($180+) if you’re caught driving with a mobile in your hand.

And for car owners who seem to want to kiss my ass I’ve a nice big and bright brake light.

Thank you!

I was rear-ended by a texting driver in a Ford Explorer in early February. A witness said that the SUV did not appear to break before if collided with my vehicle. which was stopped at a crosswalk with my 2 and 3 year olds in the back. Fortunately, they were not physically injured, but I am still experiencing pain, not to mention the psychological damage of knowing that this idiot nearly hurt my children.

Since that day, I have allowed my phone to ring to voicemail when I am in the car.

Points taken… and so is the message about not wearing a helmet.

Moments ago I was almost taken out on Broadway by a grossly negligent driver talking on a cell-phone while driving. I absolutely agree the laws in Texas need to be changed. Love the t-shirt, I gotta have one! I too, use the universal signal everytime I pass a driver who is talking on the cell phone and TRYING to drive. Here’s a clue: IF YOU ARE ON THE CELL PHONE AND BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A MOTOR VEHICLE….GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!!!!!! THIS MEANS YOU….STUPID DUMBASS!!!!

Let’s get together and get the laws in Texas changed for good. NO CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING…Please!!

Christine Cook

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