Yeah, yeah, yeah…I know a bunch of you would say “nobody”.
But if you could fight any celebrity — let’s call it a charity boxing match, in a ring, with gloves, protective gear, and a referee — who would it be?
My first impulse has always been Sean Penn. Mainly because I think he’d actually be game and put up a decent fight for a few minutes. If Rosie O’Donnell was a man, it’d be a no brainer.
But the more I think about it, the more I’d like the chance to punch Keith Olbermann in his pretty little mouth — make him back up some of that idiotic and irrational hate that he spews forth every night. Some men talk a lot of shit when they know they’ll never have to back it up. Olbermann is one of those men.
Olby’s a big guy, too (6′ 4″ and around 230 lbs), so it might be somewhat sporting for a minute or two.
Who would you like a chance to lace up the gloves and go toe-to-toe with? Come on — it’s for charity!





Hmmmm….a celebrity, hunh? So it doesn’t have to be an actor or a musician, but just someone well known.
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I would go with any one this list, chicks included.
Left by no2liberals on January 29th, 2008 at 11:41 am