Comments on some Drudge headlines from today:

Hillary Says She Can Control Her Husband… — Then why hasn’t she? Ever.

SHELL OIL set to declare biggest-ever profit by a British company… — Lefties immediately begin to wonder how they can seize some of those profits for themselves.

FLASHBACK: MCCAIN: ‘I HATE THE GOOKS’… — Can’t hardly say I blame him…after all, they did hang him by his thumbs in a dark hole in the ground for 6 year.

REPORT: Heath Ledger had become a regular user of cocaine and heroin… — Feign surprise…I bet legalizing it would have prevented this senseless death…