It seems like every time this idiot opens his mouth and reminds people that he’s a typical Liberal, he converts more people to conservatism than to his warped view of a totalitarian nanny-state.

In this piece from Mickey, “Who do we vote for this time around?”, Mr. Moore gives us all the reasons why we shouldn’t vote for Hillary, Obama, or Edwards.

Townhall summarizes:

He bashes Hillary for characteristically self-centered reasons. His complaint? She didn’t sit down with him for an interview for Rolling Stone earlier this year. Yes, because we all know what an historically fair and accurate media opportunity Michael Moore has presented for the well-disciplined candidate, right? No tricks up his sleeve! Good on her for turning that one down.

He rounds out his thoughts by bashing her for her nuance on the Iraq war, taking Obama to task for being feel-good but ultimately kind of shallow, and knocks Edwards for his hair. All right, who’s been distributing the right-wing talking-points sheet to this guy? Thanks, Michael! Our thoughts exactly.

After his long-winded rant, he ends by not endorsing anybody (though, not surprisingly, he most likes Kucinich). Well, other than endorsing himself, that is.