Helping Illegals Break the Law

Teaching illegals how to break our laws more efficiently using video games:

A human rights organization today unveiled a new video game called “ICED!,” which stands for “I Can End Deportation.”
The game is free for download at www.icedgame.com.

The creators of ICED! said it is “designed to spark dialogue and create awareness of unfair U.S. immigration policies.”

In the videogame, players can choose from five characters — including an undocumented immigrant and lawful permanent resident. The ultimate goal is to become a U.S. citizen. The players make moral choices, like whether to hop a subway turnstile or shoplift. The characters are pursued by immigration officials, who try to detain and deport them. Players earn points to help avoid deportation by doing positive things.

That’s outstanding.

Maybe next the game makers can make a game to help drug dealers avoid stings. Or how prostitutes and pimps can maximize their profits while avoiding being busted by the cops.

Oooh, then they could make one to teach Registered Sex Offenders how to get around those horribly restrictive and oppressive sex register lists. It’s completely unfair that a registered child rapist can’t live right next door to an elementary school. But a good video game could teach him how to circumvent the law and get away with it.