I’m keeping track of Michelle “Magdalene” Obama’s idiotic utterances in regards to her husband’s Messianic campaign (see running list below).
To which I’ll add the latest stupid thing that Michelle Obama has said:
[Michelle] Obama begins with a broad assessment of life in America in 2008, and life is not good: we’re a divided country, we’re a country that is “just downright mean,”we are “guided by fear,” we’re a nation of cynics, sloths, and complacents.
I usually ask in jest “why does he/she hate America”, but with Michelle Obama — it’s not in jest. The woman hates America. And Americans who are too stupid, too racist, or too fat to vote for The Obamassiah!
Michelle is much more suited for a role on The View than she is to be our nation’s First Lady.
Ace of Spades mocks, “Suddenly I pine for the optimism, patriotism, and easy manner of First Lady Hillary Clinton.”
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Previous Stupid Shit Spewed Forth by Michelle Obama:
- Our souls are broken. And only Obamassiah! knows and understand this. Only Obamassiah! can fix and save our broken souls. (I’m paraphrasing)
- People are in debt, not because of frivolous spending, but because someone got sick. If we had socialized medicine, there would be no more debt.
- For the first time in my adult life, I’m really proud of America.
- Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual.
- It’s a minor miracle that I can get through each day…despite being a Harvard-educated lawyer and the millionaire-wife of the second coming of Christ. Every woman that I know, regardless of race, education, income, background, political affiliation, is struggling to keep her head above water. Even my good buddy Oprah!





Mrs. Obama has always been blessed. She came from a two parent middle class family who valued education. She won scholarships to Ivy League universities. She has by all appearances a husband who doesn’t run around on her and two healthy children. She has a cushy over paid job. She needs to express some gratitude or stfu.
Left by Anonymous on March 5th, 2008 at 11:18 am