I had a feeling that this whole Eliot Spitzer deal was going to get a whole lot uglier before it’s over with — once you start shining a flash light in dark crevices, the roaches usually start pouring out.

Like this revelation that Spitzer’s been a John for at least the last 6 years (feign surprise).

Which means that he was busting prostitution rings (albeit, probably not super-duper-exclusive whore houses) while he was riding his whore “Kristin” bareback.

Which brings us to the funniest post on the situation from Iowahawk:

Amid Charges of Spitzer Tryst, Embattled Prostitute “Kristen” Expected to Resign

“For that kind of money, there’s an expectation that these girls have been with Snoop Dogg or Charlie Sheen,” said Preston. “But please — Eliot Spitzer? When our members are spending five thousand dollars to snort cocaine off an ass, they want to know that ass has some standards.”

[snip]

“We want to assure the expensive whore buying public — whether they are drug dealers, washed out big league ball players, or compulsive gamblers on a temporary hot streak — that when they purchase one of our products, that fine bitch will now be DNA tested and certified 100% free of contaminants from politicians or journalists,” said Williams.

Despite the new assurances, Rizzo says it may take years for the whore industry’s luxury segment to recover from the incident.

That’s gold material there, I’m telling you. Solid gold.

I hope the guy doesn’t resign. Not yet, anyway. This is too much fun.

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Oops — almost forgot this reminder from LGF: “Oh yes — did I mention that Spitzer is a Democrat? And a Daily Kos diarist”

Posted by Robbie Cooper on Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 | Trackback |