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There is a new Mexican airline flying in and out of Austin — Mexico’s vivaAerobus flies nonstop from Austin to Cancun, Guadalajara, León, Monterrey, Puebla, and Queretaro.

In order to attract new customers, the airline has announced a very special limited-time price to Cancun$9.99 (one way).

Nope — it’s not a late April Fools joke — a few of our friends have already booked their tickets. And yes, they only paid ~$20 for a round-trip, non-stop ticket to Cancun, Mexico.

I’m thinking of sponsoring five illegal aliens with one way tickets to Cancun — the $50 investment would help to reduce Home Depot parking lot congestion (thanks Kemo).

Immigration enforcement should buy up as many of those seats as they possibly can (one way) and just start filling those planes to capacity. It’s too good of deal to pass up.

One Response to “Sponsor an Illegal Alien — Buy Him a One-Way Ticket to Cancun for $9.99”

There you go, Robbie!
Once again, let the Free Market take care of all our problems.

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