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Happy Tax Day — Now Go Buy a Gun

Happy tax-day everybody.

Though, I just wrote out a check for an additional $2599 dollars on top of what Uncle Sam already took from me throughout the year. You’re welcome poor people who don’t pay any taxes yet still use up way more services than I do.

But alas…Beth reminds us that today is also Buy a Gun Day. Great idea, Beth. In fact, I think today I’ll buy two — a new S&W .40 Compact for my wife, and an new H&K .45 Compact for myself.

You know, since I’m bitter and have to cling to my guns “with religious fervor”.

Shit. I didn’t even know I was bitter ’till the Obamassiah pointed it out to me. He truly is a Saviour and beacon of hope and change. Long live the Obamassiah!

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Texas Rainmaker adds: “Don’t forget to pay on time… non-taxpayers and illegal aliens are counting on you to fund their ‘tax rebate’.”

Posted by Robbie Cooper on Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 | Trackback |

6 Responses to “Happy Tax Day — Now Go Buy a Gun”

a new S&W .40 Compact for my wife

Exactly what I had in mind for myself. :D

Left by Beth on April 15th, 2008 at 9:27 am

Don’t leave out the 61% of US corporations who skated thru with a tax bill of $0.00, they need your rich white-guy love too.

Left by Pat on April 15th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

What is with you and the foreign made handguns…thought you were gonna go with a Kimber.
After writing my check, I ain’t buying nothin’ for a while. Besides, I didn’t know about this day, but I did know about the National Exercise Your Rights Day.

LOL!
Pat, I know your brain is up your rectum, but you don’t have to keep pulling out those gems of make believe from there.
Fiscal Facts.

Left by no2liberals on April 15th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

Nothing in your link contradicts the fact that according to the GAO more than 60% of U.S. controlled corporations with at least $250 million in assets (representing 93 percent of all corporate assets reported to the IRS) reported no federal tax liability each year between 1996 and 2000, while the economy boomed and corporate profits soared.

http://www.gao.gov/new.items/d04358.pdf

Reading really is fundamental, just be careful not to get your Cheetos-dust on the pages.

Left by Pat on April 16th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

April 15th is of course tax day. Bleccch.

I thought you valued patriotism and then you link to people with such a disregard for sacrifice made for our country?

Left by Preston on April 16th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Uhh…right Pat, reading is important. So a 35% corporate tax rate is 0% in your view? It happens to be the second highest in the world, and reduces competitiveness. Now, if those corporations have legitimate expenditures that are deductible, it may limit their tax liability, but it doesn’t limit their total financial expense.
I know in butt-nugget logic like yours that is difficult to comprehend.

Left by no2liberals on April 16th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

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