The newest Mexican reconquista pandering ad from Absolut vodka ( in the current issue of Quien magazine):
“In an Absolut World anything can happen including getting the US-Mexico border straight once and for all.”
Uh, no thanks.
I’d boycott Absolut vodka — except I’m more of an Irish Whiskey drinker myself (Powers).
Although, when I do have a bloody mary (Saturday morning tailgating during UT football season), thankfully Austin has a pretty damned-good local vodka (Tito’s).
(h/t to Allahpundit at Hot Air)
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UPDATE (April 3)
A reader at Michelle Malkin’s place came up with a much, much better ad for Absolut:
I’ll drink to that.
I wrote them and told them I would boycott them.
Contact information for Absolut:
Jeffrey Moran
Director of Public Relations and Events
The Absolut Spirits Company, Inc.
1370 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10019
USA
Phone, direct: +1 212 641 87 20
E-mail: jeffrey.moran@absolut.com
All I have to say to those Aztlan kooks is bring it, beyotches. Bring it.
Don’t drink, but can certainly tell others about it that do.
Thanks for the name and address…..
That IS offensive.
Drink Jaguar Vodka instead…..
http://www.jaguarvodka.com/
Just left the douchebag a message that I would not buy Absolut again until they apologize to the citizens of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
How about a map of Sweden showing most of it “reclaimed” by Russia?
Press inquiries from the US, please contact:
Maybe, just maybe they should stick to making their Vodka better and leaving the Map drawings to others…
Additional Contact for you thoughts to absolut…
Sarah E. Bessette, Public Relations Manager
The Absolut Spirits Company, Inc.
401 Park Avenue South
New York, NY 10016
USA
Phone, direct: 212 641 8653
Fax: 212 641 87 03
E-mail: sarah.bessette@absolut.com
Mr. Jeffrey Moran,
Apparently you need to go back to school and study history again. You are a low class moron (even sounds like moran)! You need to get over yourself. Mexico does not own the United States of America!!! STUPID!!!
Actually, I wouldn’t buy your crap anyway but I think you are a stupid idiot and I hope no one will buy your junky product.
Absolut Vodka Sells Out US To Reconquista Mexico For A Buck…
Absolut Vodka is the latest company to sell out the United States and pander to the reconquistas who are fighting for Aztlan (the retaking of the Southwest of the United States). This latest attack on the sovereignty of the……
Here is a list of the companies that market thru the Mexican Ad Agency TERAN\TBWA (e-mail bolsadetrabajo@terantbwa.com.mx ) That is the source of the disgusting Ad…
Absolut
Adidas
Apple
AstraZeneca
Fujifilm
Haagen Dazs
Nextell
Nissan
Pedigree
Roche
Twix
Call Contact and ask them why their subsideries do business with an add agency that markets potental Race War…
Adios, Absolut. You’ve just been removed from my shopping cart…forever, along with all products from the following companies.
Adidas
Apple
AstraZeneca
Fujifilm
Haagen Dazs
Nextell
Nissan
Pedigree
Roche
Twix
Try this for a new Absolut ad…
http://thumbsnap.com/v/H4oengHe.jpg
I think we are reactionaries and that is why we jump into things. So sit back and take a deep breath. They made a bad joke…ignore them.
The New motivational Poster in the Board Room of absolut…
http://thumbsnap.com/v/rLNLykm3.jpg
Be calm. Your country own half world. Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico. And stolen that lands to Mexico. Your country can take it all America, America is all the continent. America is not (only) The U.S.A. We (other countries, even Mexico) Loves your culture, your music and your womans. If you want to Take the land… No problem.. we are waiting 4 u.
Your civil war it was a punish of God…. We salute you from a part of the Old Mexico. “IRELAND-MEXICO STATE”. “Erin Go Bragh!”. We are back again! Remember St Patrick?