The single biggest group of people in America that Barry Obama relates the least to has to be NASCAR Nation.

These are exactly the kind of “bitter” folks that Barry chided for “clinging to their guns and religion.”

Barry’s elitism is the antithesis of NASCAR Nation.

But that won’t stop Barry from trying to buy their attention and their vote. It would be almost laughable if Barry wasn’t serious about wanting to sponsor a car in an upcoming NASCAR race.

Oh, it’ll grab attention alright. But it won’t be in the way that Obama is hoping for. Trust me. I’m a part of NASCAR Nation. These are my people.

They’ll take Barry’s money alright (which, by the way, is really your money if you were drunk-enough off the kool-aid to actually send him some). And then they’ll spend the entire race making fun of him (and hoping that his car crashes into the wall).

I know that’s what I’ll be doing.

_______

Obama sponsoring a NASCAR car is like:

• Bob Barker sponsoring a dog at one of Mike Vick’s dog fights
• PETA sponsoring the next Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo
• Congressman Keith Ellison sponsoring a pig in a pig race
• Sen. John McCain sponsoring Burning Man (h/t Michelle Malkin)
• Ted Nugent sponsoring an anti-gun rally
• Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sponsoring a bris
• Rosie O’Donnell sponsoring a diet plan

What else you got?

_______

Only marginally related, but it reminded me of this David Letterman Top 10 list:

The Top 10 reasons Why There are no Black NASCAR Drivers:

1. Have to sit upright while driving.
2. Pistol won’t stay under front seat.
3. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
4. Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
5. They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
6. Police cars on track interfere with race.
7. No passenger seat for the Ho.
8. No Cadillacs approved for competition.
9. When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
10. They can’t wear their helmets sideways.

Posted by Robbie Cooper on Friday, July 11th, 2008 | Trackback |