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Heather Locklear is Too Hot to Have to Drive Herself (Drunk)

I’ll gladly give her a ride home next time she’s too impaired to drive (call me, Heather)

Heather Locklear looking hot

Heather Locklear mugshotHeather Locklear turned 47-years old four days ago. And celebrated by either 1) getting drunk or 2) getting high and then getting behind the wheel of her car.

Unfortunately for her, she was stopped and arrested. Fortunately for the rest of us, that happened before she could seriously hurt or kill someone.

Santa Barbara (CA) police do not believe that alcohol was the cause…Ms. Locklear was arrested on suspicion of driving while under the influence of prescription drugs.

If Heather wants, she can move to Austin and I’ll volunteer to chauffeur her around so that she doesn’t get any more DUI tickets. I’m just that kind of generous guy…

Heather is easily one of the hottest 47-year olds on the planet. She’s aged remarkably well, as is evident from the photo above.

But if Ms. Locklear continues to hit the drugs like that, she’ll end up going down hill quicker than a fat kid going down on a piece of cake.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, for a mugshot, that’s still pretty damn hot…but definitely not her best look.

Lindsay Lohan mugshotBut at least she looks better here than Lindsay Lohan did in her mugshot. And she was only 21 in this head shot.

She can’t even blame looking like shit on being old.

Sigh. If only this were the most important thing to talk about today…

I just wanted to post a picture of Ms. Locklear so I could forget about the mortgage crisis and subsequent government power grab in the guise of a “bailout”.

Posted by Robbie Cooper on Monday, September 29th, 2008 | Trackback |

19 Responses to “Heather Locklear is Too Hot to Have to Drive Herself (Drunk)”

A couple of months ago, Locklear checked herself into a hospital for treatment of depression. I suspect the drugs are related to that. Nevertheless, you can’t drive impaired even if they are prescription drugs. I wish her well.

Left by Anonymous on September 29th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

…never again will I ever complain of having a bad hair day.

Left by kw on September 29th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

I am so sick of celebrities.

Left by pam on September 29th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

I feel sorry for her. I have never heard anyone say anything other than she was a nice person. Everyone has problems in their lives and being beautiful or rich doesn’t necessarily make them all go away.

Left by Anonymous on September 29th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

I feel sorry for her. I have never heard anyone say anything other than she was a nice person. Everyone has problems in their lives and being beautiful or rich doesn’t necessarily make them all go away

Nor does it allow you to drive a car under the influence of drugs or alcohol (prescribed or not).
I wonder if you would have the same opinion if she had killed somebody, or indeed if the ‘celebrity’ we where discussing was Nick Nolte.

Fickle.

Jonny

Left by Jonny on September 30th, 2008 at 2:48 am

Not surprisingly, the resident british douchebag, the product of a douchebag education, can’t read:

…you can’t drive impaired even if they are prescription drugs.

Left by Anonymous on September 30th, 2008 at 8:21 am

That’s British douchebag, not british.

Jonny

Left by Jonny on September 30th, 2008 at 8:55 am

jonny, the british douchebag can’t read due to his inferior british education.

Left by Anonymous on September 30th, 2008 at 9:03 am

jonny, the british douchebag can’t read due to his inferior british education.

Jonny, the British douchebag can’t read due to his inferior British education.

Must try harder in class and not get distracted by innate desire to express redneck patriotism on every occasion. F+ for effort.

Jonny

Left by Jonny on September 30th, 2008 at 9:16 am

Go check out your initial response. jonny, the british douchebag, should stop trying to out douche himself in every post he makes. Then his douchery won’t be the subject of every thread. Then again, it’s all about the british douchebag’s need for attention.

Left by Anonymous on September 30th, 2008 at 9:35 am

You’ve got to D in the dictionary Anon?
You’re doing so well, keep up the good work!

Jonny

Left by Jonny on September 30th, 2008 at 10:15 am

Is that the best response you have to being proved a liar (again), british douchebag?

Left by Anonymous on September 30th, 2008 at 11:34 am

Are you on drugs Anon?
What in this entire post makes it appropriate to call me a ‘Liar’.

You’re getting really boring now.

Jonny

Left by Jonny on September 30th, 2008 at 11:49 am

Exclusive!

‘Anon’ finally gets her say!

Jonny

Left by Jonny on September 30th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

You two are driving me to drinking… Which is not saying much, but still.

Left by kw on September 30th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Am I on drugs? No, doucheboy. Are you? Is that the reason you are always jumping in with insults and lies and when they backfire on you, like in this thread, you whine and lie some more?

Left by Anonymous on September 30th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

Oh, look! The british douchebag was in an accident with his fiance this weekend. His fiance’s injuries were treated with epoxy and duct tape.

Left by Anonymous on September 30th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

That’s actually very funny. :-)

Right, for the sake of others, I’m calling a halt to this tit for tat.
The end.

Jonny

Left by Jonny on October 1st, 2008 at 2:26 am

There was no tit for tat. You started it, jerkoff. You attempted to insult me, you looked like a fool, and you were too stupid to admit your made a mistake and shut up.

Left by Anonymous on October 1st, 2008 at 8:03 am

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